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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76

I figured that, but couldn't resist tweaking you.

Verily, I am perverse.


2,081 posted on 12/06/2005 8:32:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Army Air Corps; Alice au Wonderland

not as deadly as dihydromonoxide, though... nothing is so closely associated with so many diseases and deaths as THAT vile stuff...


2,082 posted on 12/06/2005 8:32:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Isn't that water?


2,083 posted on 12/06/2005 8:33:49 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

has she *built* a profile page?

HAVE YOU???

(y'all realize I can help you out with it... and your profile pages need not be as big and kludgy and loony as mine, yanno...)


2,084 posted on 12/06/2005 8:34:08 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Oh yeah?!

Well, I'm footin' the bills, now, mister, and I say his name is MCXLPLX!

*large, wet, raspberry sounds* to you!

NYAGH!


2,085 posted on 12/06/2005 8:34:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76
Don't worry! My grammar is non existent.

And a man is definitely not the solution nor the help (most of the time) for it.
2,086 posted on 12/06/2005 8:34:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Army Air Corps

>shhhhhhh!<

I'm trying to fool my sib into a "blonde moment"!


2,087 posted on 12/06/2005 8:34:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I will, eventually.
But they jammed the vacuum cargo transfer chute in there.
Otherwise, I'd move them from there to sublevel four and let them deal with the shifting tunnels..
*chuckle*



On more serious notes... my cat has decided to ignore my existence.
Seems she is upset with me about snow falling off the roof.
So she is mad at me because after all, the humans control teh weather... at least my cat thinks so.
You should see how upset she gets with me when there's thunder.


2,088 posted on 12/06/2005 8:35:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

I know that I haven't, and knowing the mom as we both do, was that a serious question on your part?

I'd love some help, when I have a little more free time.


2,089 posted on 12/06/2005 8:35:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
blood is dearer than money, and MURPHY drew mine!

NYAGH-NYAGH-NYA-NYA-NYAGH^infinity

Mcxlplx is a fine *first* name, though

2,090 posted on 12/06/2005 8:37:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

And the cobbs in their webs looked askance at the mortal who dared threaten their homes. With a thought and a casual wave of the hand disaster befell the misguided human.......over and over and over again......


2,091 posted on 12/06/2005 8:37:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

In that case, dihydrodioxide can be nasty as well...


2,092 posted on 12/06/2005 8:37:45 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76

I dunno, I'm useful for such things as a living coat rack, book shelf, and a desktop paperweight.
Though not all in that order.


2,093 posted on 12/06/2005 8:38:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Smarty!

;P


2,094 posted on 12/06/2005 8:38:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

dew whut naow?

when a 50lb housecat decides to ignore her human's existence, izzat a gud er a bad thang?


2,095 posted on 12/06/2005 8:38:44 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
I'm trying to fool my sib into a "blonde moment"!

*ahem*

2,096 posted on 12/06/2005 8:39:22 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76
I have to go back now and see what I wrote! Arggggh..

LOL!
2,097 posted on 12/06/2005 8:39:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Army Air Corps

in high molar concentrations, verily it can. didn't the Huns call that "A Stuff" with the Messerschmidt Komet?


2,098 posted on 12/06/2005 8:39:53 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Those would be the spiders that dangle down in front of my face and then wave their legs at me as if to communicate, right?


2,099 posted on 12/06/2005 8:40:01 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

*looking around very innocent-like*

what?


2,100 posted on 12/06/2005 8:40:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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