To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Molly is irked at me for not massacreing all the squirrels who live in the oak next to my house and keep dumping oodles of acorns on my steel roof all day and all night as they frolic and frisk and bezoom around the limbs like steroid-enhanced retarded crack-babies on methamphetamines and sugar and they just keep breeding and the redshouldered hawk in the pine next door can only eat so much and the mad-sounding owl a few doors down has no impact on the furry little buggers and whyowhy don't possums eat squirrels?????????
2,123 posted on
12/06/2005 8:50:04 PM PST by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Molly kitty looks out the window and howls for daddy to fix the tree rats?
LOL!
2,147 posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:34 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: King Prout
whyowhy don't possums eat squirrels?????????To quote Lilo: "That would be an abomination!
2,148 posted on
12/06/2005 8:57:52 PM PST by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson