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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

Ooh, look what you did.


9,601 posted on 11/30/2005 9:07:38 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Someone had to. Weren't no one else around.


9,602 posted on 11/30/2005 9:31:06 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

That makes much more sense!


9,603 posted on 11/30/2005 9:55:25 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse
Yeah... but nap time is the still glowing ember that can be fanned back into flame with a little care and a soft touch.

Ah, I never thought of that bit!!

9,604 posted on 11/30/2005 10:33:47 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Did you actually just use the word "gastropod" in a poem????"

Quick break:

Rhyme, meter, alliteration, why this poem has everything! Except good taste.

Unless maybe you're French.

9,605 posted on 11/30/2005 10:47:25 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Except good taste.

Unless maybe you're French.

Post-Modernism and Existentialism spring to mind....

9,606 posted on 11/30/2005 11:35:37 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ntnychik; colorado tanker; humblegunner; ...

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

9,607 posted on 11/30/2005 12:21:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: All; yall
Heads up: Moving Day Approaches!!

But the Zot threads are very poor pickings this month.

9,608 posted on 11/30/2005 12:24:23 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
Hi Sionnsar!

How are you?


I'm looking forward to the new home.

First, because I will not be assimilated, and second, because there are too many keywords on this one.

;-)

9,609 posted on 11/30/2005 12:28:48 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hello!

I got something in the mail today...all the way from Canada...


9,610 posted on 11/30/2005 12:33:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

You did?

Woo-Hoo!

That was pretty quick.

Did it get there in good shape?


9,611 posted on 11/30/2005 12:38:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar
Thanks for the ping. I've been busy and haven't posted much lately.

And what is the deal with the troll shortage? Not nearly enough zots lately.

9,612 posted on 11/30/2005 12:39:33 PM PST by colorado tanker (I can't comment on things that might come before the Court, but I can tell you my Pinochle strategy)
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To: sionnsar

The trolls have been very lame. I think they were so traumatized by the concept of Thanksgiving that they didn't even have the energy to post their CR@P on FR.

Sad, sad.


9,613 posted on 11/30/2005 12:39:49 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: fanfan

You must have put three yards of bubble-pak in there...

It's fine! I'm just waiting for you...


9,614 posted on 11/30/2005 12:40:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Yah...and now they have a National CHRISTMAS Tree to deal with! (Instead of a Holiday Tree.) *snort*


9,615 posted on 11/30/2005 12:41:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

OK, Sis.

I just have to run to the mail box.

Back in a min.......


9,616 posted on 11/30/2005 12:41:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Horrors!

A huge CHRISTMAS tree appeared this morning in the lobby of our building. They must have decorated it in the middle of the night... nothing like the Pacific Northwest for nice, fresh, smelly trees!


9,617 posted on 11/30/2005 12:46:11 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

AH...but at least it's not a HOLIDAY Tree...:o]


9,618 posted on 11/30/2005 12:47:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm back.

Sorry to keep you waiting, but I had to catch the 4 O'clock pick up.


Ready?


9,619 posted on 11/30/2005 12:48:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Yep! On your word:


9,620 posted on 11/30/2005 12:49:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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