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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
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Accept your fate.
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To: Tax-chick
I can get confused like that, worse actually - it has happenned, I think something that I believe is the right and logical thought, and then discover (often too late) that's it's the opposite of that - some small thing I'm thinking, it is just a blind spot or perhaps a temporary reversal of logic.
9,341
posted on
11/27/2005 7:03:43 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether it is being emptied, or filled.
Some would say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
If I am waiting to drink, the glass is half filled. If I have left off with waiting, then the glass may well be half empty, and on its way to being completely empty.
Don't forget about moderation in moderation! See you tomorrow, or I'll catch up with you there.
9,342
posted on
11/27/2005 7:06:04 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Of course!! Moderation in moderation!! Also moderation in moderation in moderation is very good!!!!
Goodnight Bob!!
9,343
posted on
11/27/2005 7:11:14 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'd think about that, but I'm afraid I'd get a headache!
9,344
posted on
11/27/2005 7:21:59 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
I'm also afraid I wouldn't get a headache... sorry would.
9,345
posted on
11/27/2005 7:23:51 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Going to bed now ... try to avoid headaches!
9,346
posted on
11/27/2005 7:25:04 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
I'm off to bed too - Goodnight Tax!!
9,347
posted on
11/27/2005 7:34:23 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; ...
It looks like a lot of people went to bed. Anyone still around?
9,348
posted on
11/27/2005 8:47:50 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: tuliptree76
I'm here! Foggy morning, mid-40's - I'm glad I don't have to drive anywhere until afternoon!
9,349
posted on
11/28/2005 3:53:45 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Good Morning, T-C!
I'll be busy this morning, but I'll be around later.
(Any morning that allows me to open my eyes I consider to be a good start!)
9,350
posted on
11/28/2005 4:18:34 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
9,351
posted on
11/28/2005 5:31:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Hi Tax-chick. We won't be leaving until this afternoon, so I'm free to chat with the denizens of the castle.
How are you this fine morning?
9,352
posted on
11/28/2005 7:29:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob
I thought I'd put the two of you in touch this morning, seeing as you are both having dental problems. You can wax eloquent about novacaine and drills and such.....
9,353
posted on
11/28/2005 7:30:45 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; SandyInSeattle
I'll have you know I had no cavities today, thank you.
I told them it was because of my diet, which includes healthful things like beer.
9,354
posted on
11/28/2005 7:40:48 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Pretty good. Two diaper disasters so far this morning, and it's not lunchtime yet ... but we've survived. First U.S. Mail day of Advent, and I have a dozen Christmas cards in the box to go out already. Maybe I'll finish a couple more this afternoon, when I've got my lesson plan ready for Rel. Ed.
50's and drizzle here.
How are you - all set for your drive with the vowelless cat?
9,355
posted on
11/28/2005 7:45:56 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
Good boy!
Do you drink the beer, brush your teeth with it, or swish out with it?
9,356
posted on
11/28/2005 7:49:06 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
I'm so glad to be diaper free. The laundry, on the other hand, is still an unspeakable ordeal. Everytime I thought I'd mastered laundry, I'd go and have another child and realize the depth of my ignorance.
I have to buy more school books this afternoon, before we leave. I've revamped all four curricula in order to ease up the schedule, so I have to get a few different books for Secundus, and get the rest of the "planned for books" for Primus and Tertius.
The vowel-less one is out of quarantine and is in everyone's lap. He adores his kitty bed and his bell ball toy.
It's threatening to drizzle here, and Prout reports that the temps are supposed to drop by the end of the week. Ick!
9,357
posted on
11/28/2005 7:57:59 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
It's so much fun buying new school books! We're having a "Math Blitz" year, so all I've bought is math workbooks. Other subjects are being done with the books that they didn't finish last year. Hopefully we can have some new Humanities for next fall.
I have the laundry under control (all day, every day ...), but if we don't do something about Patrick soon, I'm going to have three boys in diapers by February, and I'll have to run away from home with the baby and the credit cards.
Glad to know Kitty is flourishing - I hope the trip is relatively painless.
9,358
posted on
11/28/2005 8:01:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick
"Do you drink the beer, brush your teeth with it, or swish out with it? Those latter procedures sound very disrespectful to the amber nectar. Are you sure you're related to Prout?
9,359
posted on
11/28/2005 8:07:43 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Tax-chick
Most of the new texts are for Primus, and will be handed down to the siblings as they come up through the ranks. The only difficult part lies in finding some of the books for assigned reading. Many of them are no longer in print and our library stinks in terms of good literature for children. Thank goodness for online purveyors of used books!
How old are the current diapered ones? Are either/both approaching potty-training age?
9,360
posted on
11/28/2005 8:09:41 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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