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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob
Well, provided that you don't do it again, I forgive you. *solemnly swearing* ;) Who, Bob for his website crashing typo, or me for my sarcasm-within-sarcasm post?
9,321
posted on
11/27/2005 6:34:24 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
9,322
posted on
11/27/2005 6:34:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I was sure it was going to be off for hours, like last time!! This happens to DU regulary (good)!!
9,323
posted on
11/27/2005 6:35:53 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
No, I'm not blaming Darks. It was my fault.
I had the post formatted, and I jumped back to check something, and then posted the wrong version.
I try to be careful about such things. It was frustrating to not be able to do anything about putting up the wrong post.
By the way, IT, welcome to the second thread. Now if I could remember my logon.
9,324
posted on
11/27/2005 6:35:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I had the post formatted, and I jumped back to check something, and then posted the wrong version. Just to type one line?
I decided to join The Other for the crack!
9,325
posted on
11/27/2005 6:38:10 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite
Time for bed. We're leaving tomorrow to go visit the Kennedy Space Center. I'll be back on FR late Tuesday night.
Have a great Monday, you two!
9,326
posted on
11/27/2005 6:39:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Just to type one line?" No, I jumped back to make sure about to whom I was speaking.
9,327
posted on
11/27/2005 6:39:53 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
9,328
posted on
11/27/2005 6:40:04 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
Good Night, Alice!
I'm going to crash shortly, also. I have inherited an early morning dental appointment, for crying out loud!
9,329
posted on
11/27/2005 6:42:11 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
9,330
posted on
11/27/2005 6:43:18 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
Good night and good luck! I'm retiring shortly as well, as soon as my hair dries a little and I put fabric softener in the laundry. Sorry about your teeth!
9,331
posted on
11/27/2005 6:44:09 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm going to crash shortly, also. I have inherited an early morning dental appointment, for crying out loud! Goodnight, and make sure you set your clock for ctrl+alt+del, so you can crash out of bed!!
9,332
posted on
11/27/2005 6:44:44 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick
"I see." Yes, it's staggering what sobriety can lead one to.
Good Night, T-C!
9,333
posted on
11/27/2005 6:47:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Goodnight Alice, and enjoy your trip!!
9,334
posted on
11/27/2005 6:48:13 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
Yes, it's staggering what sobriety can lead one to. But I don't stagger when I'm sober.
9,335
posted on
11/27/2005 6:49:25 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
Good night! I can do one more Christmas card, while I wait to put the laundry in the dryer. If I ever disappear from FR, FReepmail my emergency contacts, and they can look for me under a pile of dirty clothes -- that's what will happen if I fall behind for one day!
9,336
posted on
11/27/2005 6:51:19 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
I'm retiring shortly as well, as soon as my hair dries a little and I put fabric softener in the laundry. It would be strange if you said:
"I'm retiring shortly as well, as soon as my laundry dries a little and I put fabric softener in the hair."
9,337
posted on
11/27/2005 6:51:31 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"But I don't stagger when I'm sober." Exactly! That's what puts you out of step with the lurchings and stumbles that the world makes.
You can only keep your "sea-legs" if you are properly anesthetized.
(Kidding! -- I actually advocate sobriety, in moderation.)
Good Night, All!
9,338
posted on
11/27/2005 6:53:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I could get that confused, I suppose. The fabric softener is non-toxic, so I guess I'd survive ...
9,339
posted on
11/27/2005 6:54:24 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
Exactly! That's what puts you out of step with the lurchings and stumbles that the world makes. A definition for liberalism!! "I'm not out of step with the World, the World is out of step with me!"
(Kidding! -- I actually advocate sobriety, in moderation.)
All things in moderation, sobriety in moderation, chastity in moderation, fasting in moderation, disipline in moderation, turning the othere cheek in moderation.... is this a glass half empty type thing?
9,340
posted on
11/27/2005 6:59:10 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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