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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: fanfan
The only one in stock in the house freezer is Breyers' Coffee Ice Cream. I have the following eating options:
In a bowl, plain.
In a bowl, with Kahlua (sp?) on top.
In a bowl, with Chocolate syrup on top.
Out of the container, with a spoon.
9,261
posted on
11/27/2005 4:14:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi Bob! What part of Pa., if you don't mind me asking?
9,262
posted on
11/27/2005 4:15:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
9,263
posted on
11/27/2005 4:19:15 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi, Bob!
While I was looking at all the yummy things to eat on Thanksgiving Day, I thought of you! ;o]
I'm glad your trip was safe both ways.
9,264
posted on
11/27/2005 4:29:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
9,265
posted on
11/27/2005 4:29:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Near Altoona. We had eight inches of snow by morning up there.
The little birds thought that Santa Claus had come to fill the bird feeder again. And again. And again.
Nice.
9,266
posted on
11/27/2005 4:29:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: fanfan
There's plenty in the freezer, so help yourself. The Kahlua is on the counter, to the left of the sink, and the milk is in the fridge next to the moo.
We also have ginger snaps, if you're interested.
I'm going to check on Mcxlplx. We swabbed out his living quarters this morning and installed all of the goodies we bought at Walmart. He's in love with his kitty bed....and the bell ball. Be right back....
9,267
posted on
11/27/2005 4:31:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm in love with Mcxlplx!
9,268
posted on
11/27/2005 4:33:56 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Milk=choc syrup *mutter, mutter, mutter*
9,269
posted on
11/27/2005 4:46:32 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
So are we all! I can't wait to post pictures of him---he's growing so quickly!
Right now, we're training him to regard hands as instruments of pleasure rather than as potential trolls in need of claw squinching and tooth sharpening.....Mainly, that means giving him his bean bag to pummel to death every time he goes for one of our hands.
9,270
posted on
11/27/2005 4:49:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; fanfan
I'm having hot chocolate.
It's a bit late for coffee, but I wanted something warming.
Too much snow up in those PA mountains!
9,271
posted on
11/27/2005 4:50:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Monkey Face
I'm in love with Mcxlplx! Is Mcxlplx a stud?
9,272
posted on
11/27/2005 4:52:15 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
Did George Foreman make that BBQ?
9,273
posted on
11/27/2005 4:53:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Europe late.
Can't you sleep?
9,274
posted on
11/27/2005 4:54:02 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Altoona's west of us, but we have birds, too. Heard tell that we got some snow, but not anywhere near 8 inches.
9,275
posted on
11/27/2005 4:56:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
I was in the pub, but no drinking for a while.
9,276
posted on
11/27/2005 4:56:40 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Mcxlplx has studly parts, but he's not going to be given the opportunity to use them for studly purposes. At the appropriate time, as determined by a vet, the fuzzy-wuzzies get lopped off.
9,277
posted on
11/27/2005 4:58:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"...no drinking for a while..." You have my sympathies. You might try writing some drinking songs instead.
That way you could have some that rhymed.
9,278
posted on
11/27/2005 4:59:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Still no booze? How does the doctor expect you to recuperate fully without beer-vitamins?!
9,279
posted on
11/27/2005 5:00:07 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I wish you'd start drinking again...then there would be a reason for your "occasional" obnoxiousness...;o]
9,280
posted on
11/27/2005 5:05:31 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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