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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan

Nah....You won't have to be cold or dead....I'll purloin it whilst you are away at work....hehehehe *crafty, evil laughter*


9,221 posted on 11/27/2005 2:27:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL.


I say her because she is an egg.

We just call her the egg.


9,222 posted on 11/27/2005 2:29:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks for the link. The egg is a bit pricey....might be cheaper to steal it from *whispering* you-know-who.


9,223 posted on 11/27/2005 2:29:38 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'll just have to save my pennies...or borrow it on the No-Return Plan from *whispering* you-know-who...


9,224 posted on 11/27/2005 2:30:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Drusillegg?


9,225 posted on 11/27/2005 2:33:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Eggarita?


9,226 posted on 11/27/2005 2:33:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Marthegg?


9,227 posted on 11/27/2005 2:33:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Patricegg?


9,228 posted on 11/27/2005 2:34:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Elizabegg?


9,229 posted on 11/27/2005 2:34:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Marth anything is absolutely unacceptable!


9,230 posted on 11/27/2005 2:37:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

*hmpf* I was just making suggestions...Gol.
*mutter-mutter-mutter*


9,231 posted on 11/27/2005 2:39:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
DH is the chef, so it's up to him.

However, I'm not convinced yet that it needs a name other than the egg.

Elizabegg?
9,232 posted on 11/27/2005 2:39:47 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, check with me before you go the "no-return plan" way to make sure I didn't beat 'ya to it....


9,233 posted on 11/27/2005 2:41:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

I didn't mean it that way!

:-D

I bet we could think up a good name for her,.....


hmmmmm,


9,234 posted on 11/27/2005 2:45:25 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
not convinced yet that it needs a name other than the egg.

You may be on to something here. I have to admit that part of the grill's appeal is the air of mystery lent to it by the quizzical appellation "the egg".

9,235 posted on 11/27/2005 2:46:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

I like Elizabegg...it has a...um...well? It sounds kinda...er..important. I think.


9,236 posted on 11/27/2005 2:48:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; fanfan

It has a name...it's The Green Egg. But that's what EVERYone who owns one calls it. That or variations. How about fanfegg?


9,237 posted on 11/27/2005 2:51:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Fanfegg is an infinitely corruptible name. I think "the egg" says it all.


9,238 posted on 11/27/2005 2:56:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

Fanfegg?


You tell my DH that!


ROFLOL!


9,239 posted on 11/27/2005 2:58:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!
You are SOOO polite!
:o]


9,240 posted on 11/27/2005 3:01:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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