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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; fanfan; All; yall; everyone

How do, fellers and ladies?


9,081 posted on 11/26/2005 3:40:56 PM PST by Das Outsider (To understand the news, read the following--in this order: The Bible, Spengler, and Huxley.)
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To: calrighty

Another echo?



lol.

Hi Calrighty.

Hows it going?


9,082 posted on 11/26/2005 3:41:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Some times you just have to take the bull by the horns.

Mess with the bull, you'll get the horns, young man.
9,083 posted on 11/26/2005 3:42:39 PM PST by Das Outsider (Breakfast is over. This is the Dinner Club.)
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To: Lady Jag; calrighty

Tax deductions are useful, but I'd rather see the entire income tax system Zotted!

My two oldest already have FR access, and they've all been to at least one demonstration. The law of averages suggests that one of them will turn out to be a liberal goof, anyway.


9,084 posted on 11/26/2005 3:42:43 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan

Good. Having a relaxing weekend. Just FReepin around. And you?


9,085 posted on 11/26/2005 3:46:50 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Tax-chick

"The law of averages suggests that one of them will turn out to be a liberal goof, anyway."

Nah! Law of averages don't include Freeper Moms : )


9,086 posted on 11/26/2005 3:48:04 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: Das Outsider
With a few more days, that's certainly possible! If I go for one day without checking the thread, I've already missed one or two thousand posts.


I know what you mean.

People here are deep in important discussions, like dusting, zombies, children, health, wealth, cooking, chocolate, and life in general, and along I come, having no idea what is going on.

LOL!

9,087 posted on 11/26/2005 3:48:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Das Outsider

Thats why you 'take' the bull by the horns.

Control the horns. ;-)


9,088 posted on 11/26/2005 3:51:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Tax-chick
LOL.

A rich cream that has maple added to it becomes a maple flavored cream.

You can't take that out.




I looked at your home page for the first time today.

You have an incredibly beautiful and obviously happy family.
I'm honored to be your FRiend..

There is no doubt in my mind that you will raise a brood of FReepers, even if they seem to dance with liberalism a bit while they're young.
(Every one has to dance with a jerk --- to know the difference.)

:-D

9,089 posted on 11/26/2005 3:58:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
People here are deep in important discussions, like dusting, zombies, children, health, wealth, cooking, chocolate, and life in general, and along I come, having no idea what is going on.

Especially when you're trying to dust and cook chocolate products for your wealthy zombie children.
9,090 posted on 11/26/2005 3:59:11 PM PST by Das Outsider (Clueless--absolutely clueless.)
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To: calrighty
We work Saturdays, so closed shop at 4pm, picked up groceries, and now have ribs on the EGG.

We're listening to the Saturday night 70's show, on Majic 100, Ottawa.


Want the link?

Majic 100

9,091 posted on 11/26/2005 4:04:55 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Das Outsider

You have wealthy zombie children?


9,092 posted on 11/26/2005 4:08:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

ROTFLMBO!


9,093 posted on 11/26/2005 4:15:07 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
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To: All
Bruce Willis comes out fighting for Iraq’s forgotten GI heroes
9,094 posted on 11/26/2005 4:34:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: everyone

Am I the only one sitting around here listening to the Village People sing " Macho, Macho Man"?

OK, now it's..... Darlin', be home soon...
Link at #9091


9,095 posted on 11/26/2005 4:46:14 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; calrighty; Tax-chick; Lady Jag; Das Outsider; All

I lurked a lot today, but I wanted to let you all know I'm alive! (It's ALIVE!!!)

I'll see you all tomorrow, as I'm off to watch the dreams with Hobbes. Take care, all of you!


9,096 posted on 11/26/2005 4:58:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

One out of eight will become a "liberal goof"? I wish that was true throughout the US.

Have you heard the one about the chili cookoff?


9,097 posted on 11/26/2005 5:16:34 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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To: All

9,098 posted on 11/26/2005 5:19:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Echo!
Echo!
Echo!
Echo!
Echo!
Echo!
Echo!
 
 
Did someone say hello?


9,099 posted on 11/26/2005 5:42:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Missed you again!!


9,100 posted on 11/26/2005 5:42:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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