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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I don't mind the eights - it's those evil zeros!!!!!

They are so very evil - zeros eat their mothers, they also visit DU. They wrench at the sight of crucifixes!!


8,901 posted on 11/25/2005 5:48:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Cookies?

;-)


8,902 posted on 11/25/2005 5:48:50 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Heh heh heh- tell him...

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now..."

hehehehehe...


8,903 posted on 11/25/2005 5:49:12 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I once milked a crow.

The blizzard was a non event in my part of the country.


8,904 posted on 11/25/2005 5:49:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Sounds like you need a drink. I have some leftover margarita mix (all mixed already) in the fridge. And some beer. Never mind the goose milk. Help yourself.


8,905 posted on 11/25/2005 5:50:13 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
You are so gauche...

Another word Tolkien invented?

8,906 posted on 11/25/2005 5:50:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, thats lovely.

A beer would be nice.

:-)


8,907 posted on 11/25/2005 5:51:23 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Chocolate chip. You want some? I just made them. They are still soft, and the chips are still gooey...:o]


8,908 posted on 11/25/2005 5:51:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc
Squirrels are evil - they are worse than zeros!! Also, squirrel milk tastes like crap!!!
8,909 posted on 11/25/2005 5:52:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
squirrel milk tastes like crap!!!

Now , that was just waaaay too much information, LOL!

8,910 posted on 11/25/2005 5:53:12 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No, Tolkein did not invent gauche...the French did.


8,911 posted on 11/25/2005 5:54:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc; Irish_Thatcherite

"Now , that was just waaaay too much information, LOL!"

Ditto.


8,912 posted on 11/25/2005 5:55:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc
Now , that was just waaaay too much information, LOL!

No, telling me about the squirrel's nuts is!!

8,913 posted on 11/25/2005 5:56:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

That explains it.


8,914 posted on 11/25/2005 5:57:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh yes!

Thank you!

:-D


8,915 posted on 11/25/2005 5:57:39 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Alice reports great gloating over Prout's 8899; the subsequent subsidence of gloating at your 8900; and renewed gloating and great mirth at the mention of the doom song.

Alice will refrain, at this time, from inquiring about the doom song, as it will, no doubt, lead to yet another patronizing lecture on the part of Prout to a determinedly "deaf" Alice, who, being of otherwise sound mind, would prefer to engage in ompaloskepsis rather than listen to the aforementioned monologue.

Prout, by means of peering over my shoulder, insists that the lecture would best be described as a soliloquy.


8,916 posted on 11/25/2005 5:57:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

blink...blink...BAH HA HA HA HA! Ok, you broke me...:-)


8,917 posted on 11/25/2005 5:59:34 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Monkey Face

Frog's milk is delicious!


8,918 posted on 11/25/2005 6:00:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Gauche" is French for "left", but is often used in English to mean "outré".
8,919 posted on 11/25/2005 6:00:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I know, I must be a social misfit!!


8,920 posted on 11/25/2005 6:01:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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