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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: fanfan
8,841
posted on
11/25/2005 12:26:09 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: fanfan
If it's going to taste like chicken, let it be chicken. This applies to snake, alligator (which is better described as "rubber chicken", similar to an entity aka "function chicken"), etc.
8,842
posted on
11/25/2005 12:30:38 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
It was pretty funny at the time too.
After my sister and I got over our initial shock...
8,843
posted on
11/25/2005 12:31:10 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
My husband suggested that, except that I'm not lying down when the pain comes. It hits right at sunset, when I'm still up and moving around.
Very strange...
Any dentists in the house?!
8,844
posted on
11/25/2005 12:32:35 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Monkey Face
No offense, but I tried stove-top stuffing. Once.
;-D
8,845
posted on
11/25/2005 12:33:28 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All
(kp screwing around... don't respond to this post)
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okers... how do you do tildas and umlauts???
8,846
posted on
11/25/2005 12:43:00 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: fanfan
We make stuffing in the oven, with crumbled cornbread, sausage, turkey drippings, onion, celery, bell pepper, etc., and bake it in a bread pan.
8,847
posted on
11/25/2005 12:50:53 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
In south Georgia, we call that "dressing". Salad dressing is salad dressing.
8,848
posted on
11/25/2005 1:00:48 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
That's more accurate, since it's not stuffed anywhere.
8,849
posted on
11/25/2005 1:04:10 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
8,850
posted on
11/25/2005 1:05:32 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: King Prout; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
For all the guys who gave me advice about my battery last semester when my car wouldn't start...
I saw that a jump starter was on sale for under $20 this morning, so I bought one (finally).
8,851
posted on
11/25/2005 1:06:09 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: fanfan
It is ... leftovers will go in the hash.
8,852
posted on
11/25/2005 1:07:43 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
8,853
posted on
11/25/2005 1:08:34 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Only if I get distracted from the stove.
8,854
posted on
11/25/2005 1:09:25 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick
Yeah.
Hash can distract one.
One, um, what were we talking about again?
8,855
posted on
11/25/2005 1:11:14 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Leftovers. But since you didn't have Thanksgiving, you probably don't have a lot of leftovers, either. I'm looking forward to more pie!
8,856
posted on
11/25/2005 1:22:32 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: fanfan; Tax-chick
You don't need to leave the stove to be distracted if you use a "baking" stoned.....er....stone....I think.....wow.....groovy....like, you know, man....wow....what were you.....um......huh?
8,857
posted on
11/25/2005 1:24:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
Not pie. Brownies....with.....stuff.....in them.
8,858
posted on
11/25/2005 1:25:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,859
posted on
11/25/2005 1:28:05 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan; Monkey Face
8,860
posted on
11/25/2005 1:28:56 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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