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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan
Smaller bird (yes, there is a way this might have *slowed* things down), smaller drip pan plus some other fine points leading to differences in how the charcoal baskets were made.

But it's simply noted for next time now. Dinner coming up in a few minutes...

Later, all.

8,741 posted on 11/24/2005 5:39:14 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

A truly Happy Thanksgiving for you!


8,742 posted on 11/24/2005 5:40:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

You're killing me here!


8,743 posted on 11/24/2005 5:40:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
They practice all year for the Risk tournament. Prout needs to brush up his skills.

Time to set the cake on fire and to sing the traditional birthday song.....

8,744 posted on 11/24/2005 5:41:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

KODT - we can do that! The lawn is large...


8,745 posted on 11/24/2005 5:42:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Enjoy FRiend!


8,746 posted on 11/24/2005 5:42:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

You just can't make this stuff up. Life is both strange and wondrous.


8,747 posted on 11/24/2005 5:42:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"Prout is stalking through the house, pouting and swearing. God is good."

(Ny liks ar seeld.)


8,748 posted on 11/24/2005 5:43:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

I haven't been eating much at a sitting for a long time, either, so I'm still stuffed...I left the place almost three hours ago, and still can't move right.

It was good to see the "kids" again!


8,749 posted on 11/24/2005 5:44:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Dessert is caramel apple pie and Impossible Pumpkin pie...I have plenty of Reddi-Whip!


8,750 posted on 11/24/2005 5:45:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Dessert was late. There was an accident on the freeway south of Phoenix, and it slowed a caravan of three cars to the point that everything else was done by the time they got to the place....But MAN! Were these folks ORGANIZED!


8,751 posted on 11/24/2005 5:47:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thanks for letting us all share in the celebrations.

:-D



*singing*


8,752 posted on 11/24/2005 5:47:27 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Dessert is caramel apple pie and Impossible Pumpkin pie...I have plenty of Reddi-Whip!

Oh~! Yumm!!!

8,753 posted on 11/24/2005 5:50:50 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

(I shared my dinner with you...I hope you liked it! I cooked NONE of it! Real mashed potatoes; no margarine in the place, turkey and ham, sweet potatoes with a nutty crunchy topping, lots of finger foods, lots of drinks [non-alcoholic] and the the kids were the best behaved of any 20 [or maybe it was 30?] I've ever seen in such a setting! You would have felt at home!)


8,754 posted on 11/24/2005 6:01:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

You're welcome!


8,755 posted on 11/24/2005 6:01:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; fanfan; sionnsar; King Prout

Well, ladies, and gents, I think it's safe to go to bed now. I was afraid to lie down for a while...I think it's settled enough that I can get prone.

I won't want to sleep for a bit, because I don't want vivid dreams...I have enough nightmares...I don't need the food-induced ones!

Tomorrow!

XO to all!


8,756 posted on 11/24/2005 6:06:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Nighty night, 'Face!


8,757 posted on 11/24/2005 6:08:50 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All

Time to console the pouting Prout. He's taken to muttering in his beer.

G'night, All!

Tomorrow, I head out to observe the masses during the financial frenzy known as Black Friday. People can be so strange.....


8,758 posted on 11/24/2005 6:22:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Have a good sleep Face.

:-)


8,759 posted on 11/24/2005 6:32:01 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Excellent!


8,760 posted on 11/24/2005 6:33:04 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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