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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
Are you doing the Weber thing to the turkey again this year?

Yup. I just lit it.

8,641 posted on 11/24/2005 12:45:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face

Who's this Weber fella?


8,642 posted on 11/24/2005 12:53:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Only for peat moss used in gardening.

A lot of our bogs are 'protected'.

Don't you lose a lot of heat with an open fire? Do you mean a fireplace with a chimney? Most of the heat goes out the chimney.

We use wood in two air tight wood stoves to heat our house, but most people use natural gas, oil, or propane.

8,643 posted on 11/24/2005 12:54:25 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

In Heaven and in our hearts, but I don't know how he fits the keyboard in our hearts.


8,644 posted on 11/24/2005 12:55:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

In a fireplace, yes. Some people use a range - a kind of stove.


8,645 posted on 11/24/2005 12:56:41 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Hi Sionnsar!

Happy Thanksgiving!

How was church?

When is dinner?


8,646 posted on 11/24/2005 12:56:56 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; God
.....but I don't know how he fits the keyboard in our hearts.

Remember that 'camel and the eye of a needle' thing?

8,647 posted on 11/24/2005 12:58:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Who's this Weber fella?

The guy who invented the charcoal grille that carries his name?

8,648 posted on 11/24/2005 1:18:27 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Aha! I suspect OldTax-lady was cooking insufficiently-thawed turkeys, too. It's starting to smell nearly done!


8,649 posted on 11/24/2005 1:20:13 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan
Hi, fanfan! Church was wonderful. Low key Matins, a few families turned out, but in the middle a surprise: Anglican chant!

Dinner will be a while. The turkey is being prepared right now; the grill is ready. I am estimating 2-1/4 hours on the grill, so it will probably be about 3:45 PM PST.

8,650 posted on 11/24/2005 1:21:35 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

George Foreman?


8,651 posted on 11/24/2005 1:34:15 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No, he's just capitalizing on it. Weber grills have been around for quite a while.


8,652 posted on 11/24/2005 1:38:26 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

I see!!


8,653 posted on 11/24/2005 1:44:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

My internet connection went down. :-(

Only 2 1/4 hours?

So that makes it a 7 lb bird at 20 mins./pound. Or does your Webber make it go faster than that?


8,654 posted on 11/24/2005 2:01:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

We have had a light shower of snow.


8,655 posted on 11/24/2005 2:20:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Still windy?

I must say the snow makes everything look fresh.


8,656 posted on 11/24/2005 2:25:35 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

NOt very windy at the moment, snowing again.


8,657 posted on 11/24/2005 2:31:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
It goes faster: 11 to 13 minutes a pound. However, it seems to be going a bit slow today. I'm not sure why.

I'm in and out this afternoon because I'm downloading some software packages for the Linux box, and at 26kbps that takes a while.

8,658 posted on 11/24/2005 3:25:20 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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Goodnight!!


8,659 posted on 11/24/2005 3:25:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Here's a typical Weber:


8,660 posted on 11/24/2005 3:27:30 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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