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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

pounce like Mcxlplx!


8,201 posted on 11/23/2005 3:05:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

Nice 00's to go with the turkey!


8,202 posted on 11/23/2005 3:06:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Drat! I guess I shouldn't take pouncing lessons from a 7-wk old kitten, no matter how ferocious he is.


8,203 posted on 11/23/2005 3:07:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

If it looks like too much standing, I avoid it. But lordy! That mocha hazelnut torte sounds good!


8,204 posted on 11/23/2005 3:10:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

Smart parents. You can probably get turkeys that week fairly cheap, too. If one is so inclined!


8,205 posted on 11/23/2005 3:13:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I didn't notice :-). A friend from Oklahoma called while I was typing the post, and then I just clicked "Post" and went to hang up the phone.

Good luck with the kitten!


8,206 posted on 11/23/2005 3:13:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Monkey Face

Der Prinz was talking about getting another turkey for later in the winter. My aunt sends us a ham for Christmas, and we have some nice steaks in the freezer for when Mom and Dad are here.


8,207 posted on 11/23/2005 3:14:16 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland

Congratulatilons, TC!

I tell ya, Alice...since she's been preggers, TC has had a LOT of zeroes! 00's and 000's...


8,208 posted on 11/23/2005 3:15:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
It's wonderful! I've made it before. I think it's from a cookbook called Flourless and Fabulous.
8,209 posted on 11/23/2005 3:15:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Someday I'll have the baby, and then I'll have my hands full and won't be able to post anything but "Hi!"


8,210 posted on 11/23/2005 3:15:48 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: fanfan
Ah hem!

Native Americans.

There....all PC now./barf

No one can think of a proper name, I mean what do they call themselves, apart from 'Sioux' or 'Apache'?

8,211 posted on 11/23/2005 3:16:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

That sounds good. If you and Der Prinz are like my family, you can eat turkey once or twice a week. It sounds like it will be a laid-back visit, and those are the best kinds.


8,212 posted on 11/23/2005 3:16:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!!


8,213 posted on 11/23/2005 3:17:04 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

A likely story! A baby never stopped you from posting before! OR snagging 00's!


8,214 posted on 11/23/2005 3:17:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick
Thanks! Now, we just have to get everything we need in order to transport him in the van for 16 hours. Walmart to the rescue, I'm sure!

Note to self: buy practice troll for Mcxlplx. *scribbling furiously*

8,215 posted on 11/23/2005 3:18:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

I don't mind having extra turkey. Mom will probably take some of the kids to a movie, and Dad will hang around and play games with them (with his hearing aid turned off :-).


8,216 posted on 11/23/2005 3:18:21 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I had you worried, oh dear.


8,217 posted on 11/23/2005 3:18:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

We call ourselves Native Americans of the (insert tirbal name here) Nation.


8,218 posted on 11/23/2005 3:18:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, that will fun! Moving with a cat was several of my favorite experiences in life ...


8,219 posted on 11/23/2005 3:19:10 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Pardon my ignorance, but you get blizzards in Eire?

Sometimes. The Gulf stream takes and occasional vacation!!

8,220 posted on 11/23/2005 3:20:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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