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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Great minds...it just takes me longer to get mine out...Cleveon Little got NUTHIN' on me: "Let me jes whip this out here."


8,181 posted on 11/23/2005 2:51:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Mcxlplx: Mik-sill-plix.


8,182 posted on 11/23/2005 2:52:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yah. Me too. There will be a slight gap during the meal, of course, but I'll be here.


8,183 posted on 11/23/2005 2:53:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It just rolls off the tongue, don't it? ;o]


8,184 posted on 11/23/2005 2:53:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Yeah, but I forgot about the gravy and the Reddi-whip. Oh man, oh man, I wish Turkey Day'd hurry up and get here! *drooling anticipatorily*
8,185 posted on 11/23/2005 2:54:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Sho' 'nuff!


8,186 posted on 11/23/2005 2:55:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; All

Thanks.
Your turn. What does this say?

CIRQL8


8,187 posted on 11/23/2005 2:55:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yah. It's my son's favorite day. He would rather have Thanksgiving than Christmas. And his fingers are too big for the olives, now, but he buys them anyway, just in case. ;o]


8,188 posted on 11/23/2005 2:56:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Circulate.


8,189 posted on 11/23/2005 2:57:03 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

circulate


8,190 posted on 11/23/2005 2:57:13 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

Wow!

You girls are too quick for me.

Going home now.

See y'all later.


8,191 posted on 11/23/2005 2:58:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Later, sweetie! Be safe! And take a hot shower!


8,192 posted on 11/23/2005 2:58:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Be back in a few.....oven things to attend....
8,193 posted on 11/23/2005 2:59:18 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Smell me from here, can ya?

I got one yesterday!!!

Ta ta for now.

;-D


8,194 posted on 11/23/2005 2:59:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Thanksgiving is THE holiday in my family. Christmas is big for my husband's family, so everything works out in terms of where we spend the holidays.

This year it's our turn to host the in-laws for X-mas Day supper. Slurp! I'm already thinking of desserts.

8,195 posted on 11/23/2005 3:01:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan

I just thought you'd enjoy the hot water...after not having it for a day...:o]


8,196 posted on 11/23/2005 3:01:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Catch 'ya later Fan!


8,197 posted on 11/23/2005 3:02:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

That sounds like a real good deal! I always get shoved into the "dessert and sundries" section...microwave divinity and no-cook fudge...


8,198 posted on 11/23/2005 3:03:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm toying with either baking a mocha-hazelnut torte or a chocolate bouche (sp?) de Noel with peppermint icing.


8,199 posted on 11/23/2005 3:04:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Just us. We often have guests, but this year, everyone we asked had other plans. We're expecting my parents in the week of December 5; they don't like to travel at holidays.


8,200 posted on 11/23/2005 3:05:22 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
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