Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: 00; 0firstkeyword; 0wn3d; 0wn4g3; 0wned; 10011001111001110100; 1234zot; 1dumbtroll; 1firstkeyword; allyourzotrbelong2us; asciihillwalker; asciilapdancer; ass; assclown; asshatcrybaby; assimilatedmyass; assimilatethis; autozotscript; breastfedbyjanetreno; byebye; cantfindassindark; democratcrybaby; drunkandstupied; drunkentroll; duidiot; dumbassdunce; dumbassidiot; dumbassliberal; dumbasstroll; dumberthanhammers; dunce; duncezotted; dunderhead; dutroll; eelctrotherapyneeded; eetard; etard; gopopyourzits; gotzot; headupass; herekittykitty; iamaninternetpustule; iamcluelesszot; iamhowarddean; ideservezot; ilovezot; imanangrylittlefella; immoral; impaired; ineedthezot; irelephant; isthisyourbrain; itszottingtime; lalalalalalalalalala; looneylefty; ludesareoutman; mezotyoulongtime; moonbat; movezot4greatjustice; mymoomysaysimspecial; mypoopyhurts; novemberchronicles; nukemehard; nukemeplease; own4g3; ownage; owned; ownzored; ozone; ozoneactionthread; ozonereactionthread; parindled; parindlehim; parindleme; pathetic; peedincornflakes; penguinhumor; penischallenged; pingpingpingpingping; pingpong; pings; pingsformoney; pingthatshouldnotbe; pingthis; pinhead; pleasezotmenow; pleeezepleeezezotme; pmsmigrainsinc; poopoohead; poor; poorbaby; poorpoorpitifulme; powerless; psychoclown; puny; pusillanimous; putbacktheliquor; pwn3d; pwn4g3; pwnd; pwned; pwnz0r3d; qtipkittylove; questionable; rain; rant; rateatroll; rather; reducereuserecycle; repressed; retardedfool; returnofjjfate; ricepudding; rickoshayrabbit; ridethelightning; ridiculous; rkbarules; roads; rockrollandping; rodneykingwashere; rogets; rudeness; sad; sadtruthaboutatroll; sanctimoniousness; sandwichshyofpicnic; savethedrama4urmama; scambaiting; scared; scrawny; scurvy; selfrighteous; seventhsojourn; sexydecimal; shameful; shortattentionspan; shy; sickly; simperingwimp; singforpings; sleazy; slight; smacktard; small; sniveling; sobbing; somanytardssofewzots; somebodyneedsahug; sonoftheundeadthread; sorry; sortofdead; spam; spamspam; spamspamspam; spamspamspamspam; spamspamspamspamspam; spastic; speechless; spellcheckerworking; spellczech; stonedtroll; stuckonstupid; tard; toast; troll; trollaway; trollingfordummies; trollishigh; trollisinneedofazot; trolloncrack; trollonpot; trollzot; trollzotted; vikingkitties; vikingkitty; zot; zotadumbass; zotadummy; zotadunce; zotanidiot; zotathon; zotatroll; zotcrazy; zotforvictory; zothead; zotiseverywhere; zotloft; zotlover; zotmalldaylong; zotme247; zotme247365; zotmeagain; zotmeagainandagain; zotmealldaylong; zotmeallmonthlong; zotmeallnightlong; zotmeallweeklong; zotmeallyearlong; zotmeatthepumps; zotmebaby; zotmedaily; zotmeforever; zotmefrombehind; zotmehard; zotmehardandlong; zotmeharder; zotmeimaloser; zotmeimanassclown; zotmeimanidiot; zotmeimdumb; zotmeimstupid; zotmeindanuts; zotmeintheass; zotmeinthebutt; zotmeintheevening; zotmeintheface; zotmeinthemorning; zotmeintonextweek; zotmeintothesky; zotmelong; zotmelongandhard; zotmenow; zotmeoverandover; zotmesolongipuke; zotmesolongithurts; zotmetillimdead; zotmetillipuke; zotmetilliscream; zotmeuptheass; zotmobile; zotmyass; zotmybilderberg; zotmyislamicass; zotmysorryass; zotmyworld; zotnip; zotorama; zotsalot; zotsarecool; zotsfortots; zottalicious; zottarget; zotted; zotted247; zotted247365; zottedassclown; zottedbacktomecca; zottedbacktothedump; zotteddumbass; zotteddummy; zotteddunce; zottedidiot; zottedislamofascist; zottedleftist; zottedloser; zottedmoron; zotthestupidtroll; zotthisassclown; zotthisdutroll; zotthisidiot; zotthisloser; zotthistroll; zotthyself; zottron7000; zotty; zottytrained; zotusmaximus; zotwaseverywhere; zotwashere; zotwasthere; zotwhatithought; zotwhore; zotzilla; zotzippitydoo; zotzotbaby; zuluoscartango; zzzotspiracy; zzzzot; zzzzzooooottttt; zzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 8,041-8,0608,061-8,0808,081-8,100 ... 10,061-10,068 next last
To: Monkey Face

Until Sunday morning, then back to London.


8,061 posted on 11/23/2005 12:42:40 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8060 | View Replies]

To: calrighty

I'm sure it will be a good reunion for all of you. I'll be waiting to hear how much fun you've had!


8,062 posted on 11/23/2005 12:46:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8061 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

We are supposed to dust?


8,063 posted on 11/23/2005 12:57:41 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8042 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland

Nurse was nice, and I didn't even feel the needle stick.


8,064 posted on 11/23/2005 12:58:03 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8039 | View Replies]

To: fanfan

Or Chalk and Cheese.....................


8,065 posted on 11/23/2005 12:59:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8054 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

You didn't feel the needle, do you feel staples?


8,066 posted on 11/23/2005 1:01:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8064 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident

Dust what?


8,067 posted on 11/23/2005 1:03:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8063 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident

Yes. If you don't dust, you will sneeze!


8,068 posted on 11/23/2005 1:04:17 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8063 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick
Dust what?

Ask Tax-Chick, according to her we are supposed to dust.

8,069 posted on 11/23/2005 1:06:04 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8067 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes.
That has me somewhat creeped out.


8,070 posted on 11/23/2005 1:09:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8066 | View Replies]

To: dubyaismypresident; Tax-chick
Ask Tax-Chick, according to her we are supposed to dust.

Ok, Tax-chick what are we supposed to be dusting?

8,071 posted on 11/23/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8069 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

Just as well there isn't a Dr. Staplegun..... or is there?


8,072 posted on 11/23/2005 1:12:28 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8070 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Not that I am aware of.

But there may be.


8,073 posted on 11/23/2005 1:14:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8072 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

But if you start dusting, you'll also sneeze.


8,074 posted on 11/23/2005 1:14:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8068 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
Dr. Staplegun, Or How I Stopped Worrying About The Hypocratic Oath And Learned To Love Stapling People.
8,075 posted on 11/23/2005 1:17:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8073 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Shelves, ceiling fans, tops of picture frames, that kind of thing.

Everyone has family traditions, and one of mine is dusting before Advent :-).


8,076 posted on 11/23/2005 1:18:46 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8071 | View Replies]

To: Irish_Thatcherite

Wear a face mask.


8,077 posted on 11/23/2005 1:19:09 PM PST by Tax-chick (Advent starts November 27 ... have you dusted yet?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8074 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

I will let you know. Headin on home.


8,078 posted on 11/23/2005 1:22:46 PM PST by calrighty (. Troops BTTT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8062 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick
Oh oh, Advent!

ADVENT: The other Lent!!

8,079 posted on 11/23/2005 1:23:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8076 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick
Wear a face mask.

I don't even do that with real dust - sawdust!!

8,080 posted on 11/23/2005 1:24:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8077 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 8,041-8,0608,061-8,0808,081-8,100 ... 10,061-10,068 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson