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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: EsmeraldaA
I had a tagline that said "I think. Therefore, I'm over-qualified." I commented on a particularly vociferous "archeology" (reads: religious") thread, and almost got beaten to death...the tagline seemed to incite folks, for some reason...
7,861
posted on
11/21/2005 9:57:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Good!
It will help on our trip.
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
I know, it is so funny, the kind of reactions one can have over *a stupid tagline*.
To: EsmeraldaA
LOL!
I was right, and they couldn't "COW" me! However, they seemed to like the "gang reflex" ~~ beat up on the underdog.
I asked them if they thought their mothers would be proud of them at that moment.
7,864
posted on
11/21/2005 10:01:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Paul_Denton
TeleGIB works this way: It is an unstable teleport.
When the object reappears, it is not stable, and undergoes a matter to energy converstion proportionate to the amount of mass an object has.
Think of it as a zero point power balloon pop.. sorta.
In a cup of water there is enough energy to boil away all the ceans.
Trick is in extracting it.
TeleGIB is a quick and dirty way of doing that.
Steel bb's launched into the teleGIB chamber would be like a flak barrage on the 'other end'.
Well, a teraton nuke would basically get teleGIBbed, detonate at the 'other end', and the detonation would convert into energy.
I dunno what the yield would be.
But I'd prefer to be billions of miles away.
7,865
posted on
11/21/2005 10:02:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: EsmeraldaA
7,866
posted on
11/21/2005 10:02:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Monkey Face
The guilt trip? Very well done. LOL!
To: Darksheare
7,868
posted on
11/21/2005 10:04:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face; jigsaw
Yuppers.
It did make the Taglinus Freerepublicus.
A good portion of my taglines did.
But jigsaw, the keeper of the taglines, got busy and the Taglinus is out slightly later than it had been before.
Jigsaw created the Taglinus threads to showcase funny, clever, or otherwise worthy of note taglines.
(Did I leave anything off?)
7,869
posted on
11/21/2005 10:05:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Monkey Face
Oh no!
You came up with the form designators?!
*chuckle*
7,870
posted on
11/21/2005 10:05:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Monkey Face; Paul_Denton
Yeah.
I'm thinking that teleGIBbing a teraton nuke would be like launching a Davy Crocket nuke.
You'd nail the badguy real good, but nail yourself at the same time.
7,871
posted on
11/21/2005 10:06:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
LMAO!
You are soo wicked....
To: Darksheare
I dunno, Sweetie. Your tagline looks just fine to me. *Looking back over shoulder* How does mine look? Does it fit? Is it the right color? Does it make my legs look really nice? *stretching leg out* I just hate it when they don't fit...
7,873
posted on
11/21/2005 10:08:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; jigsaw
Mine wasn't THAT remarkable......just stupid.
To: EsmeraldaA
7,875
posted on
11/21/2005 10:12:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Monkey Face
7,876
posted on
11/21/2005 10:12:19 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face; jigsaw
I've had a few taglines that were massive duds.
Like this one:
"Warning, Tagline Virus Detected: JS.TaglineException.Exploit.exe"
7,877
posted on
11/21/2005 10:13:46 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
I thought you were actually answering my 'other' question....
LMAO!
To: EsmeraldaA
7,879
posted on
11/21/2005 10:18:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare
*blushing*
I see you like long legs and fish-net hose...did you see my spike heels...?
And what about this leather bustier? Are the Rheinstones in the right places?
*adjusting certain things* I hope this all looks good!
7,880
posted on
11/21/2005 10:20:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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