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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
Friday, huh? How'd you manage that??? Submitted a request to take the next two days off.
I'm sitting on 11 days of unused time off, things have slowed down a bit, and the new owner doesn't reimburse us for up to two weeks' unused leave. Time to use some of it up.
7,501
posted on
11/21/2005 3:12:42 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
WHOA! MY kinda guy!
I knew you had something under your tam besides red hair!!
So don't plan to do anything but relax for at least two of those days, OK?
7,502
posted on
11/21/2005 3:15:10 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
That's the general idea!
I would have taken today too but the site head was going to be back; we've been here in the office the same day only once since she started over two months ago and I needed to talk with her.
I'm going to try to arrange for a couple weeks+ at the end of the year, too.
(P.S. Despite the once-red beard, my hair was blond.)
7,503
posted on
11/21/2005 3:21:14 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
Strawberry blond, no doubt...?
It's OK! I'm so glad you are able to take some time off. I'm sure your wife is much more pleased than I am!
Be good to yourself on this "mini-vacation" and remember that a change is as good as a rest. Forget those little "jobs" that you may have...they will still be there on your next weekend. :o]
7,504
posted on
11/21/2005 3:24:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar
Your off work, just like me!!
7,505
posted on
11/21/2005 3:26:45 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
I'm sure your wife is much more pleased than I am! Yup.
7,506
posted on
11/21/2005 3:30:32 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; tuliptree76; fanfan; All
7,507
posted on
11/21/2005 3:38:07 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
'Night, Irish!
Take care of you!
7,508
posted on
11/21/2005 3:39:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: sionnsar
7,509
posted on
11/21/2005 3:39:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76; All
Howdy y'all! I've made it to the land of Prout and Doc Tsu!
7,510
posted on
11/21/2005 4:05:53 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm just gonna sit here and talk to myself.
Prout is inspecting my brood....
7,511
posted on
11/21/2005 4:31:16 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
Hi, Alice! (And KP!)
Are you all in one piece???
I'm sorry for the delay ~~ I've been answering email.
How are things with your family, now? Ready to eat lots of turkey?
(I, for one, missed you online today!)
7,512
posted on
11/21/2005 4:32:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Nono! Talk to MEEE! I'm here!
7,513
posted on
11/21/2005 4:35:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Hi 'Face! Yes, we're all in one piece (each of us separately, not an amalgamated form). We drove through some rain, and encountered some abominably poor drivers, but that is par for the course.
Prout says "hi!".
I missed being online. I was prepared to go through a two week withdrawal until I remembered that I could log on using KODT's computer. I'd forgotten the cookie thing is user name specific not computer id # specific. I'm still a such a n00b!
7,514
posted on
11/21/2005 4:40:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I suspect by this time next week, you will be quite proficient in computerese, and therefore, can no longer claim the "n00bian rights." (Sorta.)
(Hi, KP!!!)
I'm glad you made it safely! I'll be expecting updates on the reunion before you get too involved in the Thanksgiving Thingy.
At any rate, prop your feet up and un-lax (as my brothers would say) and enjoy your visit. (And let YOUR brother handle the chillrun!)
7,515
posted on
11/21/2005 4:46:22 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
It would be more accurate to say she will when I tell her. I waited until today to make the decision and she wasn't even up until noon. We talked briefly then but I was busy with other things... and then we passed on the road an hour ago, she headed into town and me home -- and I forgot (I hate driving while holding the cellphone to my ear).
She slept so late because she was up late. Some folks from our church went to sung Compline at the Episcopal Cathedral in Seattle (St. Mark's). One of them noticed there was no cross on the altar. Then my wife noted the banners lining the nave, proclaiming Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim, Christian, Jewish.
It seems they want to make it a place for all faiths; they aren't even advertising it as a Christian church anymore. At least they're honest about that...
7,516
posted on
11/21/2005 4:46:23 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Your off work, just like me!! I most certainly am.
7,517
posted on
11/21/2005 4:47:10 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; All
heigh-ho, ever'buddy!
Is King prout, possessing Alice's account for the moment
neat trick, huh?
well... had a good day today, despite getting only one thing of several planned done.
I pulled a major White K'nigget move this afternoon, and am very pleased with myself.
Now, for beer and Doc's incomparable food with my assembled siblings and assorted offspring!
7,518
posted on
11/21/2005 4:47:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
7,519
posted on
11/21/2005 4:48:02 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
7,520
posted on
11/21/2005 4:48:35 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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