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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: fanfan
Coffee Crisp sounds great. Thank you. ;-)
To: Monkey Face
Excellent!
It's wrapped in bubble wrap, packed in a box that looks like it contains a light fixture.
We should be good!
:-D
7,422
posted on
11/21/2005 11:38:42 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
I meant the real one.
Monkey Face's is in the mail as we speak.
Actually, the mail doesn't get picked up at our rural post office until 4pm, about 1 1/4 hrs from now.
BUT, it's in the system!
Let me know if you want yours, you can't be further from me than Face.
7,423
posted on
11/21/2005 11:42:17 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
KEWL! When I see the mail carrier tomorrow, I'll tell him I'm expecting a light fixture and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is he to expose it to heat or chocolate addicts!!
LOL!
7,424
posted on
11/21/2005 11:45:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Hehhe...
Waiting in a DMV line is more than enough punishment for your transgressions. ;-)
7,425
posted on
11/21/2005 11:45:24 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
7,426
posted on
11/21/2005 11:46:06 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Hehe hehe
Thanks...
To: Dead Corpse; fanfan; Monkey Face
"... more than enough punishment for your transgressions." Ooh, I hope my trangressions never catch up to me! I would have to be in the "confession booth" for a loooong time.
Of course, mine would be equipped with bright lights and cigarette smoke.
7,428
posted on
11/21/2005 11:54:44 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Dead Corpse
*whew!*
Thanks, Hottie! I actually have to go back early in the morning so I can at least be out by noon. But the UgliTrk passed emissions and inspection and she's insured, so the hard part is over. *huge grin*
7,429
posted on
11/21/2005 11:58:34 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
7,430
posted on
11/21/2005 12:00:57 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob
"
...Of course, mine would be equipped with bright lights and cigarette smoke." Red lights and cigarette smoke with sleazy mirrors on the ceiling and walls and spiked heels and...oh. I forgot...I don't smoke. Well, not so you could notice, anyway.
7,431
posted on
11/21/2005 12:02:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
UgliTrk?
It can't be ugly if you're in it!
7,432
posted on
11/21/2005 12:03:46 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
"You smoke? " No, the smoke would be coming from the "interrogators."
7,433
posted on
11/21/2005 12:07:37 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Monkey Face
I like your version better!
7,434
posted on
11/21/2005 12:08:26 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: fanfan
Awww...thanks!
But that's my personalized plate. The truck is really ugly. Most of the paint is worn or scratched off, the edges of the bumpers are tweaked, and the dashboard is cracked and chipped. The tape player is gone, the radio doesn't work and the seats had to be covered before I could even stand to be in it. The steering wheel is so bad that when I tried to clean it, it just made the dirt come off on my hands easier! LOL!
When I get a few bucks under my belt, I'll take it in for an Earl Sheib paint job...$99.95...or something. And get a bed liner for it.
7,435
posted on
11/21/2005 12:11:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Yah? Maybe because I've had experience in interrogation.
*snort*
7,436
posted on
11/21/2005 12:12:56 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; All
LOL!
Your truck sounds wonderful!
All... going to get some chores done again.
See you all later, probably around 7 est.
7,437
posted on
11/21/2005 12:23:16 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
The engine is sound and the tires are only a year old, so I'm good to go!
Later!
7,438
posted on
11/21/2005 12:25:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: fanfan
7,439
posted on
11/21/2005 12:26:11 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; fanfan; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Irish_Thatcherite; ...
Good afternoon, everyone.
7,440
posted on
11/21/2005 12:44:02 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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