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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Congrats!


7,401 posted on 11/21/2005 6:10:59 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
The Monkey FAced Zero thief must still be asleeped. That woman has sniped more zeros from me than anyone else I know of.

Then again, for a while there, I was actively avoiding getting a zero, but that isn't the point... ;-)

7,402 posted on 11/21/2005 6:16:52 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Asleeped? Looks like Darks may be awake though...


7,403 posted on 11/21/2005 6:17:39 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL.
I think Darks is always awake.


Gotta run.
Have a good day.


7,404 posted on 11/21/2005 6:25:09 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse
"The Monkey FAced Zero thief ..."

No prosecuter would touch the case.

You've got nothing, man. No evidence.

7,405 posted on 11/21/2005 6:47:40 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Who needs evidence these days?


7,406 posted on 11/21/2005 7:13:44 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Who needs evidence these days?"

Evidently, no one.

"It's the seriousness of the charges, not the accuracy of the evidence." < /Rush Voice >

7,407 posted on 11/21/2005 7:20:42 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Yah, it was a busy weekend. And photos were posted.

But I sense the work thingy prowling...

7,408 posted on 11/21/2005 8:30:55 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Dead Corpse

7,409 posted on 11/21/2005 9:54:07 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
This ain't good.
7,410 posted on 11/21/2005 10:35:03 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan
Maybe if you send them to me via email, we can get some place?

It could work.
7,411 posted on 11/21/2005 11:03:00 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA
You can think in Computer!

Obviously I can't. My DH suggested that too, but I didn't understand.

I can do it tomorrow when I have High Speed.
Super-duper!
Thanks.
7,412 posted on 11/21/2005 11:07:22 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Your Coffee Crisp is on the way, M'lady.


7,413 posted on 11/21/2005 11:09:57 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Sure, my pleasure.

I will freepmail you my email addy.
7,414 posted on 11/21/2005 11:12:05 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

"The Monkey FAced Zero thief must still be asleeped. That woman has sniped more zeros from me than anyone else I know of..."

But you love me, don't ya??? *kissy things*

And I wasn't asleep. I was getting my little truck insured, inspected, smogged and almost registered. I got a late start, and at 11:30, the line at DMV was out the door. I said...it can wait...I would have been there till suppertime, I'm sure.


7,415 posted on 11/21/2005 11:13:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

WOO-HOO!!
I can hardly wait! Yummy!

THANKS!!!


7,416 posted on 11/21/2005 11:14:43 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Great ES, (do you mind being called that?), I'll watch for it, and send the songs tomorrow.

Thanks.


7,417 posted on 11/21/2005 11:19:19 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA

LOL!

I just hope it doesn't melt at your post office, or in your mail box.
;-D


ES, there is still a Coffee Crisp with your name on it , if you change your mind.
:-D


7,418 posted on 11/21/2005 11:21:23 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

The mail gets here shortly after 9:00 AM and the boxes are in a little alcove that never gets any sun. I'm sure it won't melt. I just have to hope the carrier doesn't have a nose for chocolate!


7,419 posted on 11/21/2005 11:28:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan
I don't mind at all.

In fact, I prefer Es. Sometimes people calls me Esme or Esmy ( yikes to both). LOL!
7,420 posted on 11/21/2005 11:28:51 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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