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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob

It's nice to know you're in charge!


7,201 posted on 11/20/2005 8:08:07 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: NicknamedBob
We've discovered that they can be controlled by minimal beeber-stuning settings

Does it work on kittens? Tori is all over me right now, interfering with my FReeping. I think she knows there's a troll over on another thread and she wants to suck its toes.

7,202 posted on 11/20/2005 8:09:38 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: fanfan
What are you up to?

Just catching up on the world before the day begins. Put on some coffee, will wake the goodwife in 20 minutes, then it's off to church.

Had success with the PDA last night. Had been scratching my head over why it wouldn't connect to the house net when I had encryption turned on -- found another setting that was messed up. Here I am sending a FReepmail with it...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

A screen that small is not a good way to get online...

7,203 posted on 11/20/2005 8:14:33 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I haven't found anything that works on kittens, except even worse predators, such as grandmothers and young children.


7,204 posted on 11/20/2005 8:18:02 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: sionnsar; All
Here I am sending a FReepmail with it...

LOL.

You look exactly like I thought you would!

I'm heading off to do chores.

I'll probably see you all later.

7,205 posted on 11/20/2005 8:20:53 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Later... and time for me to go too.


7,206 posted on 11/20/2005 8:28:25 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

Wow, that time difference is amazing ... it's almost naptime here already!


7,207 posted on 11/20/2005 8:30:41 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: calrighty
Image hosted by Photobucket.com welcome and felicitations calrighty...
7,208 posted on 11/20/2005 8:32:20 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Chode

It took a moment for your image to appear.

You had me worried!


7,209 posted on 11/20/2005 8:35:09 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Victoria Delsoul
Image hosted by Photobucket.com welcome and felicitations to you both...
7,210 posted on 11/20/2005 8:35:55 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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7,211 posted on 11/20/2005 9:06:11 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

"Do you want me to close my eyes and drive this van into a telephone pole?"


7,212 posted on 11/20/2005 9:35:59 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: NicknamedBob
Image hosted by Photobucket.com i'm runnin a lil slow today... 8^)
7,213 posted on 11/20/2005 9:37:59 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Tax-chick

hehhehheh


7,214 posted on 11/20/2005 9:44:54 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Chode

Why, thank you Chode!


7,215 posted on 11/20/2005 10:16:44 AM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Tax-chick

Don't do it. The city will bill you for the pole!


7,216 posted on 11/20/2005 10:17:46 AM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Chode
"i'm runnin a lil slow today... "

At least you didn't say, "I'm getting a little behind in my work..."

7,217 posted on 11/20/2005 10:42:51 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: calrighty

LOL! You're right -- or at least they'd go after my estate.


7,218 posted on 11/20/2005 12:15:37 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick

"or at least they'd go after my estate."

Put everything in a trust. I have 4 different ones : )


7,219 posted on 11/20/2005 12:30:26 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: calrighty

I think I'll just stay alive.


7,220 posted on 11/20/2005 12:32:41 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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