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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; All
I have my posting for dummies book, and I just need to read it.
(I hate directions. They do not speak to me.)

Anyway, I listened to it tonight, and when I heard the Gaelic (sp?) , I thought of you and Sionnsar.

It's really beautiful and fun music.
6,621 posted on 11/19/2005 4:58:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA; fanfan

Fanfan wanted to know how to post a song, and I knew you know how to do it, so I pinged you...not knowing who was online, of course, I pinged all the neat folks!


6,622 posted on 11/19/2005 4:59:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan; Tax-chick
"The Boss appreciates everyone's ideas." -- So, you've got pull, huh?

You bet she does! I'd move Heaven and Earth to please her! (Actually, as I perceive it, that's part of the job anyway.)

6,623 posted on 11/19/2005 5:01:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: fanfan; Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick; SandyInSeattle; King Prout; NicknamedBob; All; yall

Awww...that's sweet!

Sorry kiddies...time for me to turn into a pumpkin. I was able to stay with it longer than I thought I could today, and it was fun! Thanks, guys! Y'all are great!


6,624 posted on 11/19/2005 5:01:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan
I have a song or two I'd like to post. Do you know how to do that?

What form is it in? Text, audio, graphic?

6,625 posted on 11/19/2005 5:02:36 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face

'nite


6,626 posted on 11/19/2005 5:02:47 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Hi!
Thank you.


I want to make it possible for all of you to hear (through your speakers, with your ears,) a beautiful piece of music.

It must have to exist on the net already in order for me to link to it, right???
So how do I find it, and link to it?

Doh. :-D
6,627 posted on 11/19/2005 5:06:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan
How to do it? You already have it? OK.

< a href=" your song " > Name < /a >

Is that what your meant? No spaces of course.
6,628 posted on 11/19/2005 5:07:37 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar
What form is it in? Text, audio, graphic?

LOL!

It's in my mind because I heard it earlier this evening!

I have it on my computer. Can I send it from there?

6,629 posted on 11/19/2005 5:09:04 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks Sis.

I'll ping the song to you as soon as I figure out how to do it.

*hug*


6,630 posted on 11/19/2005 5:12:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

ah - you are desiring to post a link to an externally-hosted audio file of some form

Yes: it MUST be hosted somewhere ont he internet.

what song is it?


6,631 posted on 11/19/2005 5:12:44 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan
I have it on my computer. Can I send it from there?

nope: it must be on the net before it can be accessed through the net. please name the song. in fact, please give me the file's "properties" information, to facillitate a net search for it.

6,632 posted on 11/19/2005 5:14:35 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan
If you tell me what song you want, I may be able to get it.
I am DJing...?hehe at the canteen right now. So.
6,633 posted on 11/19/2005 5:23:21 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

G'Nite!


6,634 posted on 11/19/2005 5:24:32 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout
in fact, please give me the file's "properties" information, to facillitate a net search for it.

ROFLOL

My lap top has a keyboard which I use to communicate with other human beings, for the most part.
What did you say again?





One of the songs is here,

and here.

6,635 posted on 11/19/2005 5:24:58 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

ah, then you figgered it out


6,636 posted on 11/19/2005 5:27:50 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Tax-chick

Two late Novembers, one early October, and an early March.


6,637 posted on 11/19/2005 5:28:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: fanfan; King Prout; All
Ottmar Liebert --- Barcelona Nights

6,638 posted on 11/19/2005 5:29:01 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

There's a posting book for dummies?! Oh, thank God! I'm adding it to my vacation purchases!


6,639 posted on 11/19/2005 5:29:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout; All

Those are just lyrics.

How do I get you the music?


6,640 posted on 11/19/2005 5:33:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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