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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Fintan

Why?


6,581 posted on 11/19/2005 4:00:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Fintan

Birthday?


6,582 posted on 11/19/2005 4:02:14 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Fintan

You made it. What's your next goal?


6,583 posted on 11/19/2005 4:03:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad

It's a lot of posts for a zot. I wanted to be part of history.


6,584 posted on 11/19/2005 4:03:40 PM PST by Fintan (One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
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To: Fintan

Ohyes...welcome to the Undead Thread. Would you like to come in and take a look around? We have a couple of bars and kitchens that are open 24/7 and even a darn good gym!

If you want to check out the lower levels, you'll have to specify if it the forges you want to see or something...um...deeper.


6,585 posted on 11/19/2005 4:06:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Fintan

Well, see, this is actually our fourth one. (I think. Maybe the fifth!) We hit the wall with the original thread (65,535 posts) and took another to 35,000+, and the last one (October Chronicles) was over 10,000.

Welcome again! I hope you like it here.


6,586 posted on 11/19/2005 4:09:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
"...was fairly convinced that ritual sacrificing of trolls would be key."

It isn't actually a ritual. We just do it for fun.

6,587 posted on 11/19/2005 4:12:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

More than two months. LOUD sigh.


6,588 posted on 11/19/2005 4:12:49 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Nice title. Good alliteration. Not quite as excessive as "Notorious Nuclear Niceness Nazi," though :-).


6,589 posted on 11/19/2005 4:13:59 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh. I hated that last trimester. I mean, why couldn't the baby BE here? NOW! Sheesh!
Hang in there TC!


6,590 posted on 11/19/2005 4:14:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you very much. I'm sure we'll survive, one way or another.


6,591 posted on 11/19/2005 4:15:40 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
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To: Tax-chick

:o]


6,592 posted on 11/19/2005 4:17:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick
"More than two months. LOUD sigh. "

I heard that!

On the plus side, your baby will be born "between planets."


6,593 posted on 11/19/2005 4:19:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Tax-chick
It could be worse. You could be 8 1/2 months along, living in South Georgia, in August.

Truth be told, I liked my winter pregnancy the best. It was wonderful to be so warm all the time, and I didn't have to shovel the snow!

6,594 posted on 11/19/2005 4:21:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All

I'm off to fetch supper. Be back soonly!


6,595 posted on 11/19/2005 4:22:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick
My duties as Executive Secretary involve informing the multitude that the Weatherman is fully aware of their dissatisfaction with today's weather, and thanks them very much for their input.

OMG.

I always wondered who had to do that.

;-)
6,596 posted on 11/19/2005 4:26:13 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
LOL.

The baby is here.
He (?) is just staying in the safest place he can.


Congratulations TC.
6,597 posted on 11/19/2005 4:30:30 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

OTOH, I know exactly what you mean about the last 2-3 months.

:-D


6,598 posted on 11/19/2005 4:32:03 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hi, fan!


6,599 posted on 11/19/2005 4:32:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

What's up?


6,600 posted on 11/19/2005 4:33:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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