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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
inco....er....ahem....Mail Call!
6,561
posted on
11/19/2005 2:56:19 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Das Outsider
38-30-42 but not necessarily in that order!
6,562
posted on
11/19/2005 2:57:47 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: MNJohnnie
Measuring girls for body suits is NOT labor.
Let me lay out Zotco's policy on productivity:
1. Movement is labor.
2. If it's hard, don't do it.
3. Chocolate sauce can double as salad dressing.
4. Hammocks are referred to as "thinking chairs."
5. "Standing around" is not in our vocabulary.
To: Alice au Wonderland
38-30-42 but not necessarily in that order!
Ok, I'll get them to Dr. Jim. We'll see if he can make six suits, so at least one can be right.
6,564
posted on
11/19/2005 3:03:20 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(What did you say about my mama?)
To: Das Outsider
Oh good! Can each be a different color, too? A girl doesn't want to show up in the castle wearing the same thing as another girl. Very, very bad for everyone's morale.
6,565
posted on
11/19/2005 3:08:54 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: The Zontron 7000
6,566
posted on
11/19/2005 3:21:42 PM PST
by
timpad
(Howard Dean is the Typhoid Mary of Bush Derangement Syndrome)
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob
Oh, my! Look what I missed while I was gone all day! I'm also not married to Campion, Huber, or Clyde Asbury - my actual spouse is UnFReeped - and I don't really drink all that much, either.
My duties as Executive Secretary involve informing the multitude that the Weatherman is fully aware of their dissatisfaction with today's weather, and thanks them very much for their input.
6,567
posted on
11/19/2005 3:24:01 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Das Outsider
I want turqouise, bright orange, neon green and magenta. Fire red works, too. If I HAVE to wear a uniform, I want it to be DIFFERENT! ;o]
6,568
posted on
11/19/2005 3:26:28 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick
Hi, TC! How are you feeling? Is your back still bothering you?
6,569
posted on
11/19/2005 3:31:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
No back trouble currently. We were out all day and I was pretty worn out, but after lying down for an hour I'm reasonably well again. How are you?
6,570
posted on
11/19/2005 3:33:37 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Everything is either willed or permitted by God, and nothing can hurt me." Bl. Charles de Foucauld)
To: Tax-chick
It was an honest mistake! *batting eyelashes*
I got me a title, now, and everything!
6,571
posted on
11/19/2005 3:37:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Tax-chick
You know me: Nothin' keeps me down for long! ;o]
6,572
posted on
11/19/2005 3:38:47 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Ohyah! I meant to tell you: Catchy title, that! You could display it as your tagline for a week or two so we can get used to it...*hint-hint*
I guess that makes you "official," right? *whispers* (You were official as soon as KP introduced you!)
6,573
posted on
11/19/2005 3:40:59 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Tax-chick
Oh...how much time do you have left? I keep forgetting. *sigh*
6,574
posted on
11/19/2005 3:41:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
You could display it as your tagline for a week or two so we can get used to it...Fabulous idea! Be right back!
6,575
posted on
11/19/2005 3:42:24 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland; SandyInSeattle
Sandy does that. It works. Hey, Sandy! Are you on the slopes?
6,576
posted on
11/19/2005 3:50:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; All
*blaring trumpet sounds*
My tagline is my title! Ain't it grand?! *cheesy smile*
*confused pause*
Hey! It won't all fit! I've been robbed!
Oh, well. It starts out like this:
Alice au Wonderland, K'nigget....
6,577
posted on
11/19/2005 3:52:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, we ALL have the first part...Your brother is partial to "K'niggets."
You got the important parts in there, and that's what counts!
WOO-HOO! YAY ALICE!
6,578
posted on
11/19/2005 3:54:34 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Thank you. *deep curtsy*
I wasn't sure what I had to do around here to get a title, but was fairly convinced that ritual sacrificing of trolls would be key.
6,579
posted on
11/19/2005 3:57:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: The Zontron 7000
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6,580
posted on
11/19/2005 3:58:51 PM PST
by
Fintan
(One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
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