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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

6,101 posted on 11/18/2005 12:36:39 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
Only a few chosen and lucky ones.....hehe hehe
6,102 posted on 11/18/2005 12:36:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse; EsmeraldaA

Yeah, like that!


6,103 posted on 11/18/2005 12:37:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

I have a theme song..


6,104 posted on 11/18/2005 12:37:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
I s that your theme song Darks?

Never mind...
Too late now.
6,105 posted on 11/18/2005 12:39:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

Get an oddly decorated maraca & shake it
at him while reciting some nonsense. Then
tell him if he says those things again the
Snarkeat will come to tear out his heart.


6,106 posted on 11/18/2005 12:40:01 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Nopers.

Currently rummaging through myplaylist for where I stuck the song.
(I wil lalso be re-ripping the audio on the Into Another CD.)


6,107 posted on 11/18/2005 12:41:09 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I don't. About the closest I think I could get would be Pink Floyd's One Slip.

A restless eye across a weary room
A glazed look and I was on the road to ruin
The music played and played as we whirled without end
No hint, no word her honour to defend
I will, I will she sighed to my request
And then she tossed her mane while my resolve was put to the test
Then drowned in desire, our souls on fire
I lead the way to the funeral pyre
And without a thought of the consequence
I gave in to my decadence
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
A momentary lapse of reason
That binds a life for life
A small regret, you won't forget,
There'll be no sleep in here tonight
Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?
Or was it the hand of fate, that seemed to fit just like a glove?
The moment slipped by and soon the seeds were sown
The year grew late and neither one wanted to remain alone
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
A momentary lapse of reason
That binds a life for life
A small regret, you won't forget,
There'll be no sleep in here tonight
One slip ... one slip

6,108 posted on 11/18/2005 12:41:56 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde
OMG!
What did you wear anyway? LOL!
You need something for delicate flowers.....
6,109 posted on 11/18/2005 12:41:59 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

My theme is Fisher - "Oblivious"


6,110 posted on 11/18/2005 12:43:37 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I will waaaaiiiiiiitt.......
6,111 posted on 11/18/2005 12:44:11 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I didn't, I was just kind of stuck suffering.
I burned through two shirts as well... I was
at a festival so I couldn't do much about it.


6,112 posted on 11/18/2005 12:45:10 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Coolbeans.


In othernews, Stalinist Oppressor decided to come back to the scene of his beat down, and he THINKS he has come up with some answers.


6,113 posted on 11/18/2005 12:45:12 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
LOL!
With this one, I'm not very good at fending for myself.

I don't know why.......sigh.....
6,114 posted on 11/18/2005 12:47:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! My brother?


6,115 posted on 11/18/2005 12:48:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
LOL!
He is rotten! But he is still my brother....
Or so I'm told.
6,116 posted on 11/18/2005 12:50:21 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

E-mail.


6,117 posted on 11/18/2005 12:50:21 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah... saw that. I'd already been poking him with a stick earlier in that thread.


6,118 posted on 11/18/2005 12:50:26 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Dead Corpse; Darkchylde

Sis and I tried to sell off our older brother.
Almost fetched an entire twenty five cents for him.

We're also why you cannot sell off siblings on E-bay.


6,119 posted on 11/18/2005 12:51:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
A tazer won't kill him... most of the time.

got a meeting to run to. Back in an hour...

6,120 posted on 11/18/2005 12:51:36 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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