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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: calrighty

Sounds good! Actually, it sounds DOUBLY good!
LOL!


6,021 posted on 11/18/2005 9:00:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: calrighty

Now I'm really hungry! *pawing through fridge*


6,022 posted on 11/18/2005 9:03:05 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I just had a mini-bagel with pineapple-cream cheese.
Followed by some semi-sweet chocolate.

I think I'll eat some steak tonight. If the nausea stays away...:o]


6,023 posted on 11/18/2005 9:06:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
A friend of mine on a Yahoo Groups e-mail group just quipped...

"People tend to get the government they deserve. But why do I have to get what they deserve?"

6,024 posted on 11/18/2005 9:48:12 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, well.... I'm usually considerate unless I stumble upon
a hapless moron that doesn't think to run quickly enough.
Then it's a case of "set phasers on ... shake & bake". ;-)


6,025 posted on 11/18/2005 10:06:40 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA

The year before last, I got sunpoisoning in the half
hour I was in the sun.... I was wearing sunblock.
You still look dark enough to pass for a Turk.


6,026 posted on 11/18/2005 10:08:53 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; Darkchylde

Well, highly intyelligent people plus one crazy guy.
And the crazy guy blends in quite well.
Sis don't say anything.


6,027 posted on 11/18/2005 10:18:17 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Darkchylde

Okay... so who's the crazy guy?


6,028 posted on 11/18/2005 10:22:20 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout

Mmmmmmm..... Anything. ;-)


6,029 posted on 11/18/2005 10:23:19 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; Darkchylde

MMmmmm I can't say.
And my sis says "Anything" so the identity is safe.


6,030 posted on 11/18/2005 10:25:15 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde

*muffled chuckle*


6,031 posted on 11/18/2005 10:32:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Darksheare; King Prout; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All
Ok. Now this is cool...
6,032 posted on 11/18/2005 10:47:25 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yes! It IS cool! Colored bubbles! FINALLY!


6,033 posted on 11/18/2005 10:54:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Was reading the article in the paper form of the magazine.
Quite interesting.


6,034 posted on 11/18/2005 10:54:53 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

That is really cool!


6,035 posted on 11/18/2005 11:15:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

That is really cool!


6,036 posted on 11/18/2005 11:15:43 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Egads! I double posted! Where's Darksheare?


6,037 posted on 11/18/2005 11:22:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
So , one of you it's not a creature of teh night.

......I'm shocked!.......
6,038 posted on 11/18/2005 11:25:31 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Merely undead.


6,039 posted on 11/18/2005 11:26:49 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

At least, that's the going theory on why I burn as readily as I do.


6,040 posted on 11/18/2005 11:27:19 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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