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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

http://www.powerlabs.org/emguns.htm

THESE guys are a source of some serious bad ideas..


5,921 posted on 11/17/2005 10:38:52 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

stop it! I need to go to bed soon, and do not need to be kept up all night in mental arousal over electromotive weapons platforms.

you do realise that it is folks like us who give Statists the screaming $#!+s, right?


5,922 posted on 11/17/2005 10:38:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

thTOPPP!

yer fogging my gla-a-atheth!


5,923 posted on 11/17/2005 10:40:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

LOL, yes.
I suppose that people like us who drool over high power weaponry and stats have several cagey types tasked to us.
Dossiers thicker than a Tolstoy novel describing in detail how nothing much happened on such and such a date..


But, like the Pumpkin Chucker airguns, if I had the space, teh tools, the talent, and the know-how without kiling myself accidentally (very likely) I'd build some stuff for Fourth of July displays...

http://www.powerlabs.org/railgun.htm


5,924 posted on 11/17/2005 10:52:12 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout
LOL!
You're still up??
5,925 posted on 11/17/2005 10:55:58 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

"cagy types" just need to set back and leave rattlesnakes alone, yanno? no rattler ever yet born bit a feller without being forced into it by that feller being a plumb ass.


5,926 posted on 11/17/2005 10:58:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout

Sorta.
I'm being a fountain of bad ideas again.
;-)


5,927 posted on 11/17/2005 10:58:33 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

sort-of.
headed bedways now.

why are you up?


5,928 posted on 11/17/2005 10:59:03 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout
So I been reading Darks.....

In some sort of creative mood, are you?
5,929 posted on 11/17/2005 11:00:59 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

I figure I entertain them somewhat.
Usually the cagey types tend to see there's nothing to be worried about, just like the guys who watch the Pumpkin Chucking contest, but orders being orders they hang out and have fun and then write their reports.
(Usually.)

Then there are the buns of steel minds of algae types...


5,930 posted on 11/17/2005 11:01:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout

Somewhat.
Generally just bad ideas, the uninspired kind that likely blow up in your face.
But offer lots of joke fodder later on.


5,931 posted on 11/17/2005 11:01:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Because I am an Owl, not a morning person at all!


5,932 posted on 11/17/2005 11:02:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; timpad; All

I also am nightbreed, but sadly the demands of the world force me to ape the activity of yellowface.

night, owl


5,933 posted on 11/17/2005 11:04:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout
You know, what you might consider bad ideas could be inspirational for some.

LOL!
Or not...
5,934 posted on 11/17/2005 11:05:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)


ROFLMAOTIPMGO!


5,935 posted on 11/17/2005 11:05:19 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

'Night ks.


5,936 posted on 11/17/2005 11:07:45 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout; EsmeraldaA; timpad

Yes, the Sun taunts me with her light, mocking my natural instincts for calm shadows and softer lighting.

Plus... one can't find a decent non-D-sheared cyp of coffee late at night.


5,937 posted on 11/17/2005 11:11:14 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout

Inspiring of what though, Scientific experimentation, or abject terror?
I often wonder..
;-)


5,938 posted on 11/17/2005 11:11:58 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

;-)

It popped into my head while listening to "Keep on a rockin' me baby"...


5,939 posted on 11/17/2005 11:12:49 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
The sun taunts you with her light??

LOL!Now Darks, everybody knows the sun is a HE.
5,940 posted on 11/17/2005 11:15:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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