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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout

Doesn't it pretty much flash powder the page?


5,901 posted on 11/17/2005 10:14:25 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde

or: my feeble mind
in my august years
plays tricks on me


5,902 posted on 11/17/2005 10:14:45 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Made a small copper wire loop once.
Made a small pop with wall current.
Takes out the circuit breaker too.


5,903 posted on 11/17/2005 10:15:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

and go "bang!" - usually shreds several pages and causes a need for "emergency pants"


5,904 posted on 11/17/2005 10:15:46 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Okers.
That just explained what my one Science teacher did to the class clown.
I never got out of them how they did it.


5,905 posted on 11/17/2005 10:17:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

next time use a remote circuit with a capacitance loop... and a metal with greater Ohmage ;)

non-ferrous, btw - ya want a bang, not a melt-and-burn


5,906 posted on 11/17/2005 10:17:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

No, I might have.... & just went on my
merry way, forgetting all about the poor
fool I had sliced. I Forget plenty.


5,907 posted on 11/17/2005 10:17:43 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

it is a CLASSIC highschool chem gag.

probably gitcha sint ta Gitmo, these days


5,908 posted on 11/17/2005 10:18:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Well, the water bubble in the small loop did make a decent bang without melt and burn.
There wasn't much left of the wire after it flew.


5,909 posted on 11/17/2005 10:19:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde

so long as ya 'member tha gud stuff,
don' mattah who ya DISmember ;)


5,910 posted on 11/17/2005 10:19:22 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Yes.
"The roaring days of Science Class" are no more.


5,911 posted on 11/17/2005 10:19:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

oh! a steam-hammer, basically.

which of you loons twigged me to electromagnetic shrinking of coins?


5,912 posted on 11/17/2005 10:20:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

But I am thinking of making a copper coil and slamming lots of current down its throat much like a "regenerative braking resistor" on an elevator.. just without the ceramic casing to hold it together.
And without the 'resistor' part.

(They sing nicely when current goes through them, magnetic field makes them sing.)


5,913 posted on 11/17/2005 10:21:47 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

That would be me.
*chuckle*


5,914 posted on 11/17/2005 10:22:17 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

Mr Saul, my one Science teacher, had this to say, "Science is fun, just don't get any on you."


Sure enough, somebody would get some science on them and start screaming.


5,915 posted on 11/17/2005 10:24:04 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
"Science is fun, just don't get any on you."

it is always fun until someone loses an eye. then the screaming starts. then... it is serious fun.

5,916 posted on 11/17/2005 10:27:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

hrmn...

see if you can get your hands on some copper-aluminum alloy

it has interestinvg mechanical properties.
not as prone to work-hardening as copper. lighter. bright gold in color. fairly hard. impact resistant. machines well.


5,917 posted on 11/17/2005 10:29:44 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Mr. Saul was a hoot.
He was this short guy with glasses, and a biting sense of humor.

That was when he said the "Science is fun, just don't get any on you" quote.


5,918 posted on 11/17/2005 10:35:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

And I'm envisioning a Gauss Gun inductor coil for some reason.


5,919 posted on 11/17/2005 10:36:03 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I had a Bio teacher like that... Br. Tim Cadigan


5,920 posted on 11/17/2005 10:37:15 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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