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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout
Well, do something!!!

DAMN IT!!
5,781 posted on 11/17/2005 12:29:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

The Nexii of Thread Killing power are posters who, merely by being on a thread, kill the thread.
CG, Fedora, and myself are three known Nexii.
I dunno how many others there are.


5,782 posted on 11/17/2005 12:30:14 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I did.


5,783 posted on 11/17/2005 12:30:30 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

When you get more than one Nexii together, the result is unpredictable.


5,784 posted on 11/17/2005 12:30:49 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

5,785 posted on 11/17/2005 12:31:10 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

Yes, but we are talking about an undead one....


5,786 posted on 11/17/2005 12:33:51 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

I might believe that. You were here earlier....


5,787 posted on 11/17/2005 12:35:12 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

I don't thik we ever did figure out what happens when the Nexii of Thread Killing Power congregate on an undead thread.
We guessed, we postulated, but never conclusively proved what happens.


5,788 posted on 11/17/2005 12:35:33 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

PERFECT


5,789 posted on 11/17/2005 12:35:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

in a closed system, nothing can be done


5,790 posted on 11/17/2005 12:37:51 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

Unpredictability could be MOST fun.


5,791 posted on 11/17/2005 12:39:20 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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SHEEEEEESH!

*We guessed, we postulated, but never conclusively proved what happens.*

Are you working on it......already??
5,792 posted on 11/17/2005 12:41:52 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Snap out of it Mr Cheerful!


5,793 posted on 11/17/2005 12:43:12 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

We had all three of you on the First UT. Didn't help. We still maxed it out...


5,794 posted on 11/17/2005 12:44:30 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA

it's just post-partum depression... *sniff*


5,795 posted on 11/17/2005 1:01:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; Conspiracy Guy; Fedora

on a happier note: while cleaning, I found some nice ostrich leather to use in making the grip for the Mad Bastard.

That little detail had me vexed, but now I'm stylin'!


5,796 posted on 11/17/2005 1:03:11 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

I know.
But we couldn't tell if it was due to inverse Nexii effect, or if the trhead was merely too tough to die.


5,797 posted on 11/17/2005 1:03:30 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

um... I thought we discovered it created a new bubble-universe


5,798 posted on 11/17/2005 1:05:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

HOW did you overlook the ostrich leather before?
Such items in your parts bin usually don't escape your notice.


5,799 posted on 11/17/2005 1:05:55 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

That was one possibility.


5,800 posted on 11/17/2005 1:06:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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