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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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Comment #5,701 Removed by Moderator

To: Stingy Dog

I'm not very hungry tonight.


5,702 posted on 11/16/2005 8:19:05 PM PST by tuliptree76
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Comment #5,703 Removed by Moderator

To: Stingy Dog

I'm not sure how long I'll last tonight. I'm getting kind of tired too.

Good night, Stingy Dog.


5,704 posted on 11/16/2005 8:28:49 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Stingy Dog
"Where's the beef?"

"I'm not very hungry tonight."

You see, Dog, the difference between a person who can't get enough of taxes, and a vampire is ... Well, okay, I don't know what the difference is ...

5,705 posted on 11/16/2005 8:28:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

:-p

I will admit that I sometimes forget to eat.


5,706 posted on 11/16/2005 8:31:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

No offense intended, kid. Did you exercise?


5,707 posted on 11/16/2005 8:32:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76

I'm finally getting a chance to clean my home...


ARRRRRRGH!

I have bamboo dust EVERYWHERE!


5,708 posted on 11/16/2005 8:36:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yep. I had pilates tonight.


5,709 posted on 11/16/2005 8:37:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: King Prout

Ick! Good luck cleaning that up.


5,710 posted on 11/16/2005 8:37:59 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76
Some exercise can suppress appetite, while others enhance it, but as 'Face would say, "It's all good!"

Speaking of exercise, I'm goung to exercise my right to remain silent, for eight hours. Okay seven hours ... maybe six.

I'm going to sleep, in other words. Good Night!

5,711 posted on 11/16/2005 8:41:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76

it is proving most indifferent to my attempts thus far


5,712 posted on 11/16/2005 8:42:17 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, Bob.


5,713 posted on 11/16/2005 8:42:30 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: King Prout

Do you have a good vacuum?


5,714 posted on 11/16/2005 8:43:02 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: King Prout
"I have bamboo dust EVERYWHERE!"

I've heard that Panda milk cuts that pretty good.

5,715 posted on 11/16/2005 8:43:44 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"Taito Yaro"

I *like* it!

thanks!


5,716 posted on 11/16/2005 8:44:17 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

I have a decent vacuum

I also have a bottle of Pledge and an ample supply of rags, a mop, and some ass-kicking cleaners.

hang on - gonna try rag-on-spongemop-w/Pledge on the floor (now that I can see the damn thing...)


5,718 posted on 11/16/2005 8:46:39 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

eeeeeeeew!


5,719 posted on 11/16/2005 8:47:16 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

LOL! Okay. I'm going to go bathe. I'll be back in a while... if I don't fall asleep after I dry my hair.


5,720 posted on 11/16/2005 8:47:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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