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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*groan*


5,281 posted on 11/15/2005 4:07:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

We call petroleum jelly Vaseline - gasoline but, I'm not sure where they got the namw from, perhaps it's 'gasoline in a vase', or something.


5,282 posted on 11/15/2005 4:10:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

hmmm....where's the extra bright spotlight...naw, I couldn't be that evil...


5,283 posted on 11/15/2005 4:11:30 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Monkey Face
*groan*

What happened to '*wink-wink*'?

5,284 posted on 11/15/2005 4:11:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

At the risk of sounding like a curmudgeon, I've never been an Elvis fan...


5,285 posted on 11/15/2005 4:13:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I read the story of how it was discovered and named, but it was a long time ago. Google it and see what you come up with.


5,286 posted on 11/15/2005 4:14:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

I had an exam last week.

I love it when they shine the lights in your eyes.

It looks so cool!

Blood vessels.


5,287 posted on 11/15/2005 4:15:51 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
Numenorean
Numenorean

"...naw, I couldn't be that evil..."

Sure you could. It wouldn't help though.

You still wouldn't get the truth out of me.

5,288 posted on 11/15/2005 4:17:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: All

Hey everyone!


5,289 posted on 11/15/2005 4:18:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hey!


5,290 posted on 11/15/2005 4:18:33 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
I'm Googling 'ball lightning' as it happens - it's strange phenomenon that I'd like to learn more about, but I'll take a detour to 'Vaseline'
5,291 posted on 11/15/2005 4:19:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

The eye is a marvelous piece of engineering. Kudos to the Engineer.


5,292 posted on 11/15/2005 4:19:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Hows your weather?

We are getting the tip of that storm that is spawning tornado's across the states.

50 mile/hour wind for tomorrow.
5,293 posted on 11/15/2005 4:21:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hi, Fan!


5,294 posted on 11/15/2005 4:21:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

79 degrees as I write this...


5,295 posted on 11/15/2005 4:22:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Very cool.


5,296 posted on 11/15/2005 4:22:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Partly cloudy, cold. I see some clouds around, but they don't look like they're going to do anything.


5,297 posted on 11/15/2005 4:23:21 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

No one knows how it got it's name, but my 'gasoline in a vase' theory may be close to it - the inventor stored the stuff in his wife's vases.

Here's the link:

http://members.tripod.com/~earthdude1/vaseline/vaseline.html


5,298 posted on 11/15/2005 4:25:35 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Bring it on you evil zeros.


5,299 posted on 11/15/2005 4:26:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Zeros, do your worst!!!


5,300 posted on 11/15/2005 4:26:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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