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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: sionnsar

The only thing good about the cold is the "snuggle factor". Otherwise it sucks.


5,261 posted on 11/15/2005 2:45:51 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
Guess that's why you're in California and I'm not. *\;-)

With heat you don't even have "snuggle factor."

5,262 posted on 11/15/2005 2:51:31 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar
Actually, I'm in Texas. ;-)

I'm also Ukranian/German/Norwegian bloodline raised in MN.

Cold sucks... Gimme hot an' sweaty any day. ;-)

5,263 posted on 11/15/2005 2:56:40 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

"With heat you don't even have "snuggle factor.""

That's why A/C and fans were invented...;o]


5,264 posted on 11/15/2005 3:00:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse; All

See y'all tomorrow...


5,265 posted on 11/15/2005 3:00:35 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yah!
Well, hot, anyway. I'd rather "work" for my "glow."


5,266 posted on 11/15/2005 3:01:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ta!


5,267 posted on 11/15/2005 3:01:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

A dead corpse says cold sucks?

But even so, let me join the chorus (or is that corpus?)

Cold sucks.

(along with arthritis)


5,268 posted on 11/15/2005 3:02:54 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Dead Corpse
Actually, I'm in Texas. ;-)

Hm. Wonder why I thought you were in CA.

5,269 posted on 11/15/2005 3:07:41 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Ah yes...*sigh*...another week of 80's...:o]


5,270 posted on 11/15/2005 3:34:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

showoff...


5,271 posted on 11/15/2005 3:36:39 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Thbbbbbth! ;o]


5,272 posted on 11/15/2005 3:37:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

LOL!


5,273 posted on 11/15/2005 3:38:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Knitting A Conundrum
I'm back now, from getting my eyes examined.

*One, two -- you pass*

New glasses next week, maybe. Might make marathon monitor sessions more comfortable. Speaking of which, you guys look funny with my eyes dilated.
5,274 posted on 11/15/2005 3:58:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

How can you even SEE us with your eyes dilated?
I HATE that! ARRGGHHH!


5,275 posted on 11/15/2005 3:59:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Elvish
Elvish

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
brought to you by Quizilla
5,276 posted on 11/15/2005 3:59:55 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar
Elvish
Elvish

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
brought to you by Quizilla
5,277 posted on 11/15/2005 4:03:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

It's kinda like having petroleum jelly on the camera lens ... and by the way, you wloook mahvelous!


5,278 posted on 11/15/2005 4:04:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

Elvish Preshley


5,279 posted on 11/15/2005 4:06:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yah...well...with that on the lens, I'll look "soft."


5,280 posted on 11/15/2005 4:07:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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