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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Pancakes are for breakfast.

:-)


5,141 posted on 11/14/2005 4:08:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Oddly enough, I understand Darks' explanations...;o]
(He's HOT!)

It's comfortable down here in the gutter, isn't it?

5,142 posted on 11/14/2005 4:09:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

No, they're for Pancake Tuesday! (Catholic thing, don't ask.)


5,143 posted on 11/14/2005 4:10:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Oh. Not so. Being hypoglycemic, I have had pancakes for supper since my kids were small...then I didn't need to worry about that drop in blood sugar that would put me to sleep. :o]


5,144 posted on 11/14/2005 4:14:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I know what "Pancake Tuesday" at the Parish is...


5,145 posted on 11/14/2005 4:15:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare

"It's comfortable down here in the gutter, isn't it?"

What are you doing down THERE????

Darks is NEVER in the gutter! The lower levels of the dungeon, maybe, but never the gutter. ;o]


5,146 posted on 11/14/2005 4:16:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; All

I haven't had pancakes forever.

I'm not sure they are good for you.

;-)

I'm off for the nite.


Good evening, everyone.


5,147 posted on 11/14/2005 4:17:40 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

And then no more sweet stuff 'til Holy Saturday!!


5,148 posted on 11/14/2005 4:18:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I stand corrected, the dungeon!!!!


5,149 posted on 11/14/2005 4:20:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Pancakes have eggs, milk and grain in them...how could you NOT have them??? (Ever try buckwheat pancakes?)


5,150 posted on 11/14/2005 4:20:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*wink-wink*


5,151 posted on 11/14/2005 4:21:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Not the wink-wink again!


5,152 posted on 11/14/2005 4:26:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What did you expect? We're 6,000 miles apart! (OK...maybe only 5,000...)


5,153 posted on 11/14/2005 4:32:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

What's the point winking at me when your eyes are 6000 miles away?


5,154 posted on 11/14/2005 4:39:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Just in case, Hottie! Just in case!


5,155 posted on 11/14/2005 5:00:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm not complaining!!


5,156 posted on 11/14/2005 5:07:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Evening all and sundry...


5,157 posted on 11/14/2005 5:12:18 PM PST by Tulsa Brian (comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
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To: Tulsa Brian; Monkey Face; All

Howya Brian!! I'm heading for bed, so goodnight everyone!!!


5,158 posted on 11/14/2005 5:17:10 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good Night to you, Irish!

May you sleep with dreams of health, and healthy appetites!


5,159 posted on 11/14/2005 5:20:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Tulsa Brian

Hey, Brian!
How are you?
I'm sorry...I was answering some very important email...


5,160 posted on 11/14/2005 5:25:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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