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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Doesn't say "Pandora's Other Box" on the lid does it?


5,061 posted on 11/14/2005 1:43:00 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan

Not really..
:-(


5,062 posted on 11/14/2005 1:43:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Whimpering already? I haven't touched you yet. I promise to take it easy on you the first couple of times....;)


5,063 posted on 11/14/2005 1:44:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

No. It says, "Alice's Wonderland".


5,064 posted on 11/14/2005 1:45:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
They had no idea what they were missing out on. Image hosted by TinyPic.com
5,065 posted on 11/14/2005 1:45:19 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Where's Pandora's other box?


5,066 posted on 11/14/2005 1:45:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

So... would "Eat me" make me bigger? Or smaller?


5,067 posted on 11/14/2005 1:45:57 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, the torment, the humanity.. the injustice of it all.
/ end 1930's radio announcer wailing for the 'victim'...


5,068 posted on 11/14/2005 1:46:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Under her bed next to her collection of romance novels.


5,069 posted on 11/14/2005 1:46:58 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Whimpering because the moniker 9Monkier?) of "Thumper" was sorta earned...


5,070 posted on 11/14/2005 1:47:17 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan
Well, what are you waiting for?

Get on it!

Tic toc tic toc...
5,071 posted on 11/14/2005 1:47:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

THATS where it is.


5,072 posted on 11/14/2005 1:47:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

It'd make you just right....right....Oh, God.....Oh!.....there!


5,073 posted on 11/14/2005 1:47:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare

Do tell....and make it good.


5,074 posted on 11/14/2005 1:49:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Who's needs an X to mark The Spot? I always seem to find it anyway. ;-)


5,075 posted on 11/14/2005 1:51:25 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Mmmmmm. Size and skill....that's a potent combination.....


5,076 posted on 11/14/2005 1:52:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Like I said earlier... Prehydrate... bring friends.


5,077 posted on 11/14/2005 1:54:50 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
It's time to expend my energies in other pursuits: swim practice!

I'll probably check in later tonight.

5,078 posted on 11/14/2005 1:55:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

And I'll be back on tomorrow. And for another hour today. Outta here at 5pm CST.


5,079 posted on 11/14/2005 1:56:33 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Bring your size and skill. I've got stamina.


5,080 posted on 11/14/2005 1:57:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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