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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Rule #32: That which doesn't kill you has made a tactical error.


5,041 posted on 11/14/2005 1:33:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Oooooh! Time to check out the toy box! *throaty chuckle*


5,042 posted on 11/14/2005 1:33:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

The Incredible Hulk of the imagination stage.


5,043 posted on 11/14/2005 1:33:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Ooooh! More imaginations!


5,044 posted on 11/14/2005 1:34:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare
Eh... mine eventually earned me two #5 metacarpal mid-shaft compression fractures on my left hand. It was after that that I started doing the "two knuckle" push-ups I used to do for martial arts training.
5,045 posted on 11/14/2005 1:34:43 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan

I dunno.
I haven't run across too many people who are effected by rule 22a of the Universe.

I will have to renegotiate my contract.


5,046 posted on 11/14/2005 1:34:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Box? Try Closet.


5,047 posted on 11/14/2005 1:35:12 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: NicknamedBob

Humungous? No, I don't think so. Just flexible and well-toned.


5,048 posted on 11/14/2005 1:35:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ouch...


5,049 posted on 11/14/2005 1:35:59 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*whimper*


5,050 posted on 11/14/2005 1:36:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
Yeah... Haven't done anything that stupid in well over a decade though.

I'm gettin' old.

5,051 posted on 11/14/2005 1:36:41 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare

LMAO! I'm adding that one to my collection!


5,052 posted on 11/14/2005 1:36:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

Not old, just wiser.
And distrustful of immovable objects.


5,053 posted on 11/14/2005 1:37:26 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I stole it from the web comic strip Schlock Mercenary.


5,054 posted on 11/14/2005 1:37:55 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

That's one h3!! of a grip you musta had, DC!


5,055 posted on 11/14/2005 1:38:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; fanfan
Really.

Do you 'people' have a union?
5,056 posted on 11/14/2005 1:38:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

With follow through....for my husband, at least!


5,057 posted on 11/14/2005 1:39:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Well... I was single at the time...


5,058 posted on 11/14/2005 1:40:06 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

A "hope" chest, actually.


5,059 posted on 11/14/2005 1:40:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse

What a pity! *moue*


5,060 posted on 11/14/2005 1:42:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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