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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

Well, we're still undecided about the name of the so-called flying castle.

I keep trying to come up with something that rings with the clarity of a silver bell.

Um, the UTS Nameless Dread?


4,861 posted on 11/14/2005 7:52:50 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: All; yall

Morning, all! Just checking in before the work thingy pounces.


4,862 posted on 11/14/2005 8:11:21 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout

That stinks.


4,863 posted on 11/14/2005 8:13:07 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob
I keep trying to come up with something that rings with the clarity of a silver bell.

UTS Flying Castle.

4,864 posted on 11/14/2005 8:14:08 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: sionnsar

Morning, sionnsar.


4,865 posted on 11/14/2005 8:14:39 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Dead Corpse

Don't worry. You didn't miss a whole lot.


4,866 posted on 11/14/2005 8:15:35 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob
I keep trying to come up with something that rings with the clarity of a silver bell.

UTS Silver Belle?

4,867 posted on 11/14/2005 8:16:05 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: tuliptree76

Morning, Prof-ette Dr. Tulip! How are the tax books today?


4,868 posted on 11/14/2005 8:16:43 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

They are okay. I haven't opened them yet. I will in a little bit.


4,869 posted on 11/14/2005 8:18:06 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; SandyInSeattle
I know the feeling. I've got to fire up the recorder in order to finish the minutes of our meeting in Seoul. But I don't really want to...

...and now the evil Yellow Face is out in full force.

4,870 posted on 11/14/2005 8:20:56 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

I've been trying to get a few things done around the apartment before I head into the office.


4,871 posted on 11/14/2005 8:22:16 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Okay then. Time for me to go...


4,872 posted on 11/14/2005 8:30:25 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar

Have a good day. :-)


4,873 posted on 11/14/2005 8:31:11 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

fortunately it is actually odor-free ;)


4,874 posted on 11/14/2005 8:38:50 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: sionnsar

The UTS Triangulation Strategy?
The UTS Strangulation Tragedy?
The UTS Vixen's Belle?

The UTS Trivial Pursuit?
The UTS Third-Time Charmer?
The UTS Robinson Cruiser?

The UTS Tooling Around?
The UTS Taking A Spin?
The UTS Miss Nomer?

(We could end up with a name for all of our shuttles!)


4,875 posted on 11/14/2005 8:39:31 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: HKMk23; Darkchylde

But that would create a mega SMores monster..


4,876 posted on 11/14/2005 8:47:12 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar

UTS Polysyllabic Designation

Shuttlecraft 1: UTS BigToe
Shuttlecraft 2: UTS Hangnail

Advance sensor probe: UTS Cryptosporidium


4,877 posted on 11/14/2005 8:56:35 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar

Sensor probe: UTS Somnambulance


4,878 posted on 11/14/2005 8:57:19 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: sionnsar
...and now the evil Yellow Face is out in full force.

Ack! How quickly it crept in. It was raining when I arrived in Seattle this morning, now it's bright blue with that darn Cougar flag flying from the Space Needle.

4,879 posted on 11/14/2005 8:57:47 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout

True.

I like the scent of icy hot, although it drives family members away. LOL!


4,880 posted on 11/14/2005 9:26:42 AM PST by tuliptree76
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