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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76
Mmmm
We are talking about Darks dancing skills. :)
4,601 posted on 11/13/2005 7:36:18 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Yikes.. how'd you do that?


4,602 posted on 11/13/2005 7:36:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

Yes, it wasn't pretty...


4,603 posted on 11/13/2005 7:37:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76; Victoria Delsoul

Lack thereof.. actually.

But, Victoria has been kind and played music for dancing.
The nice slow dance stuff that I can sorta fake dancing too.
Sorta.

As long as I don't have to try and move too far...


4,604 posted on 11/13/2005 7:38:04 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Programicide?


4,605 posted on 11/13/2005 7:38:34 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Unsuspecting, huh?

Hmmm I don't know about all that shipping thing...

LOL!
4,606 posted on 11/13/2005 7:39:34 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

initial flareup 2wks ago
got better
no problems with all the work yesterday
today... it suddenly went from A-OK to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I'd shrug, but that'd really hurt, y'dig?


4,607 posted on 11/13/2005 7:39:51 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Well, would anyone REALLY expect to see someone come floating out of packagng styro-bits and say, "Good evening?"


4,608 posted on 11/13/2005 7:40:36 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
LMAO!
You have a full play going there.
4,609 posted on 11/13/2005 7:41:16 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: All

'nite


4,610 posted on 11/13/2005 7:42:45 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Awww
Such drama!
4,611 posted on 11/13/2005 7:42:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout
You wanted the 00's before bed.
Once more....I feel used!
4,612 posted on 11/13/2005 7:44:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Yes.
Ouch.
Sounds like either Lyme, an old sprain that repeatedly comes back, or 'other injury' that periodically decides to reacquaint itself..


4,613 posted on 11/13/2005 7:46:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: All; yall
Oh well, time for me to go too.

Yikes. 350+ posts since, and the dinner bell about to ring...

4,614 posted on 11/13/2005 7:47:36 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

Yes, and they truly hate to be reminded of her..


4,615 posted on 11/13/2005 7:47:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: All; yall
Oh well, time for me to go too.

Yikes. 350+ posts since, and the dinner bell about to ring...

4,616 posted on 11/13/2005 7:48:28 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout

Goodnite.
Heal up.


4,617 posted on 11/13/2005 7:48:42 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; tuliptree76; Victoria Delsoul
Yes, well...

You need to tell Victoria about you tastes in music (dancing music that is).

Because I've seen her material.
And it is not Daksheare material at all.
4,618 posted on 11/13/2005 7:48:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

Angst, and a smidgeon of klutziness.


4,619 posted on 11/13/2005 7:49:16 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76; Victoria Delsoul

Into Another?
Well, the song is kinda odd.

Not at all Tijuana Brass.

(More like alt grunge..)

However, there is the song "May I?" by the same band.

Into Another - 'May I?'

May I Love you madly
like a boy?
Kiss you sadly?
Feed you tears and drink your skin?
Invite myself right in?
May I?

Her
Half-child voice falls on my head like warmest ocean waves
GENTLY and deliberately drowning me
And WILLINGLY I drown.

If I ask politely
Will you watch as I die nightly?
Would you think me TACTLESS if I act LESS like the man I am?
May I?

Her
Half-closed eyes like those,
on a tired TIGERESS.
Gently and deliberately melt my BULLETPROOF MIRRORSHADES
AND
Knowingly
Lovingly
Peer inside at MY REAL EYES
And I can't help but SMILE
No I can't help.
-tigeress-

Would you think me thoughtless
If I thought less of myself from time to time,
Or if I knowingly, willingly lost what's left of my MIND
Oh, I can't help but smile
No, I can't help.


4,620 posted on 11/13/2005 7:51:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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