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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA

drugs: check
beer: check
ice: check
bath: next
bed: right after next


4,581 posted on 11/13/2005 7:16:14 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

Hello!


4,582 posted on 11/13/2005 7:16:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

'evening


4,583 posted on 11/13/2005 7:16:55 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Finally got my CD-Rom drives back.
Had to shred stuff in the machine registry..
*ugh!*


4,584 posted on 11/13/2005 7:17:04 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

You think she is lurking around? LOL!


4,585 posted on 11/13/2005 7:19:26 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

I know she's lurking.
I said you'd ask her about my horrible dancing.


4,586 posted on 11/13/2005 7:20:25 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

Well, it's kinda odd.

It's like having someone in the backseat of the car telling you how much change is under your seat, and then recommending that you not wash your car windows..


4,587 posted on 11/13/2005 7:22:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout
Ohhh
Bath....excellent idea.
Bed....already?
I guess you need and earned it.
4,588 posted on 11/13/2005 7:22:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; EsmeraldaA

How are things going?


4,589 posted on 11/13/2005 7:23:53 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare
Don't remind me.

I had to trash all kinds of stiff the other day....
4,590 posted on 11/13/2005 7:24:01 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare

Pssst! *tap tap*

Mother says you can check for
yourself if you pay shipping. ;-)


4,591 posted on 11/13/2005 7:26:52 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Very well....

Come out you wondrous lurker you!

I need to know about his dancing, do you have photos?
Video would be great...
4,592 posted on 11/13/2005 7:28:13 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yikes!

Sorry about that.


4,593 posted on 11/13/2005 7:28:53 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darkchylde; EsmeraldaA

Mom always has wnated to see me stuffed into a shipping crate with the angel tears foam packing..
..and then shipped off to some unsuspecting person.


4,594 posted on 11/13/2005 7:29:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland

Maybe tomorrow when Alice is back she can share a bit of it. LOL!


4,595 posted on 11/13/2005 7:30:36 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
She does?
Well, I said I would. (gladly). ;-))
4,596 posted on 11/13/2005 7:33:05 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

Sometimes I feel... almost unclean afterwards..

"Let's give that one a wedgie." -voice 1

"No, that'd be wrong." -me

"Oh c'mon.. *burp*.. like we've ever worried about THAT before." -voice 2

"Yes we have, remember Miss Staplegun?" -me

"AIIIEE!!" -voices 1 & 2.


4,597 posted on 11/13/2005 7:33:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Darkchylde

*Somewhere, somehow, there is the sound of D-sheare forehead knocking on the computer screen*


4,598 posted on 11/13/2005 7:34:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76

shoulder huts like hell.
well past "hurts so bad i can't use it"
close to "hurts so bad I'm gonna puke"
warning twinges of "might get to hurting so bad I cry"

otherwise (and I'm not being sarcastic) everything is great.


4,599 posted on 11/13/2005 7:35:15 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

ayyuh.


4,600 posted on 11/13/2005 7:36:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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