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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan

Laundry was fireed from a cannon, and ninjas got my lawn gnome again.


4,301 posted on 11/13/2005 10:32:36 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I'll have to check that out.......maybe.
Then again if it fits the animation.....

It was very late/early. Like 3 0r 4 AM. I was up very late/early.
4,302 posted on 11/13/2005 10:33:23 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Dang, Darks! Good to see you back on the UT. I hope you're feeling better. :o]


4,303 posted on 11/13/2005 10:34:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

It may be something else - my headache(s) have been gone for about two weeks - I explained to you yesterday I have difficulty sleeping due to been inactive, my appetite is down because of inactivity as well, so it was probably brought on due to a lack of food.


4,304 posted on 11/13/2005 10:34:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
 4,300 posted on 11/13/2005 1:31:53 PM EST by Monkey Face

Woo-Hoo!

4,305 posted on 11/13/2005 10:34:19 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I drink tea.


4,306 posted on 11/13/2005 10:35:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

But don't take any chances, OK? Tell your doctor about it.


4,307 posted on 11/13/2005 10:35:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: fanfan

Thanks! I'm still trying to wake up!


4,308 posted on 11/13/2005 10:35:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm feeling somewhat achy, but the weather is going weird here.
(COLD!)

But I am feeling MUCH better than I was earlier in the week.


4,309 posted on 11/13/2005 10:36:02 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL.

That reminds me of the Gnome scene from The Full Monty!


4,310 posted on 11/13/2005 10:36:28 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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and pre-prep for dinner all done

I have bought pre-cooked lasagne.

4,311 posted on 11/13/2005 10:36:43 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

It's cooler here than I like it, but at least we don't have snow. ;o]


4,312 posted on 11/13/2005 10:37:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Juggle Hobbes, that'll help!


4,313 posted on 11/13/2005 10:37:55 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What if it happens while you are driving or something like that? Huh? Huh?


4,314 posted on 11/13/2005 10:38:09 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I made the world's best lasagna this week. I ended up giving two thirds of it to my neighbor. Wish you were here...


4,315 posted on 11/13/2005 10:38:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Veggi or meat?


4,316 posted on 11/13/2005 10:38:35 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

I don't wish to advance welfare-nanny state agendas any further than I already have!!


4,317 posted on 11/13/2005 10:38:38 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I wish I was there too! For the lasagne of cousre....


4,318 posted on 11/13/2005 10:39:36 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
All that! You deserve a medal.

I am not moving a finger today.....
4,319 posted on 11/13/2005 10:40:09 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

But that would be better than losing your life from a condition that could have been averted.


4,320 posted on 11/13/2005 10:42:51 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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