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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: King Prout
Oh, cr$p! I forgot to put my censor filter on. Please excuse my tired brain and carelessness.
4,021
posted on
11/12/2005 3:42:19 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I kept reminding myself that we was a paid actor.LOL.
Um, sure. OK.
;-P
4,022
posted on
11/12/2005 3:43:58 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
it will NOT be technically perfect - I knew that going in.
It *is* a "work of art" in that it is a product of skill... I am hoping it will evidence more skill than I have any right as a novice to wield.
I do hope it shall at least be functional.
If it is also amazing to behold, I shall be well pleased.
4,023
posted on
11/12/2005 3:46:27 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; Monkey Face; tuliptree76
"Oh, cr$p! I forgot to put my censor filter on." Well, if we're gonna confess, I'll be honest ... I really am Bob.
4,024
posted on
11/12/2005 3:46:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
4,025
posted on
11/12/2005 3:47:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; Monkey Face
Sorry, everyone. But I'm not really a tulip tree.
To: Alice au Wonderland
*smack*
now, what you do is hit the "abuse" button on the post in question, then explain to the Almighty Mod in the message box that you wish to delete your own post, and click the "sign my name" box.
the Mod shall delete the post.
you are still a n00b, o my sibling... as with puppies: accidents happen
4,027
posted on
11/12/2005 3:51:43 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
4,028
posted on
11/12/2005 3:52:13 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I'm not 76 years old, but the 76 does have meaning.
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; King Prout
We've been duped, everyone! She's not really a tulip tree!
Are you a duck?
4,030
posted on
11/12/2005 3:53:59 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan
LOL
I tell too much, all the time!!!
4,031
posted on
11/12/2005 3:55:06 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; tuliptree76
Alice really IS Alice... of the Resident Evil variety... plus kids
4,032
posted on
11/12/2005 3:56:02 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm pretty sure I'm a female human.
To: King Prout
I did it. How long does it take to come into effect? *worried*
4,034
posted on
11/12/2005 3:57:53 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: King Prout
Geez! Did you have to tell them everything? A woman needs an air of mystery!
4,035
posted on
11/12/2005 3:59:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: tuliptree76
I'm not 76 years old, but the 76 does have meaning. And that would be?
The year you were born?
The year you became an accountant?
The number of months I've had an indoor cat?
???
4,036
posted on
11/12/2005 4:00:19 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I just did so as well. it usually does not take long - depends more on whether there is any hot and heavy thread going on at the moment than upon any other factor of which I am aware. The Almighty Mods are usually *quite* on their game.
4,037
posted on
11/12/2005 4:00:27 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
Pretty sure? Not definitely sure? About which part: the female part or the human part?
4,038
posted on
11/12/2005 4:01:02 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
wear a corset, have all the airs you'll ever need
4,039
posted on
11/12/2005 4:01:14 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
What's taking them so long? *biting nails nervously*
4,040
posted on
11/12/2005 4:02:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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