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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: King Prout

E Beer on the way!


3,981 posted on 11/12/2005 2:53:26 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

A swig at morning and one at night. more if you get to feeling yucky. Works great on pink eye too!


3,982 posted on 11/12/2005 2:54:25 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: calrighty

my Emuscles, Ebones, and Efeet thank you.

the corporeal me demands the real stuff.
I'm heading out for the evening... after a good soak.


3,983 posted on 11/12/2005 2:57:48 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; tuliptree76

I still prefer Stunehenge, no offense meant to Tulip.


3,984 posted on 11/12/2005 3:00:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: King Prout
"matter transporters a-la startrek are and will ever be physically impossible. "

Since when have we let that stop us?

When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did the Wright Brothers give up their dreams of flying? NO!

We will persevere! We will triumph! (Tuliptree needs it...)

3,985 posted on 11/12/2005 3:00:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Delta 21
Here you go.

I needed some too. Very touching, eh?


3,986 posted on 11/12/2005 3:03:51 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Ha~!

That musta been something to see!


3,987 posted on 11/12/2005 3:04:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Delta 21; All
As much as I like UTS Stunehenge, after Prout's post to me,I wonder if the UTS SarChasm would be a better choice.

No rush, though. We don't have to come up with a name until we have to identify ourselves to other beings, right?

3,988 posted on 11/12/2005 3:06:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: fanfan

Oh thank you! It was wonderful. *sniff, sniff*


3,989 posted on 11/12/2005 3:07:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I kept wanting to punch or trip the guy.


3,990 posted on 11/12/2005 3:09:25 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

Ya, but did you enjoy it?


3,991 posted on 11/12/2005 3:10:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

"enjoy" is not a word I'd use to describe the experience.
"tense"
"worried"
"frantic"
"wrathful"
"blaspheming"
"focused"
"relieved"
and, now, having examined the now set assembly: "satisfied" and "hopeful"


3,992 posted on 11/12/2005 3:13:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Monkey Face; sionnsar

That's fine. If you all want me to withdraw the name, that's okay with me.


3,993 posted on 11/12/2005 3:14:22 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan

She took it better than I expected, actually. She just didn't want to be led. ;o]


3,994 posted on 11/12/2005 3:14:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

Why would you do that?


3,995 posted on 11/12/2005 3:15:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
(Tuliptree needs it...)

I need what?

3,996 posted on 11/12/2005 3:15:56 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: King Prout; MNJohnnie; Monkey Face; All
As you can see, I have returned from the Swim-a-thon.

We had a very good turn out. *sigh of relief* I'm the one organizing the whole thing, so I'm glad we're almost finished.

I was amazed at how many swimmers in the 12 and under category did 5,000 yards. Now to see how many sponsors they all have.....

Bragging Alert

I did a lazy 1,000, but all of my children performed above the levels that they had set for themselves. My twelve year old swam 4,600 yds; my ten year old swam 2300 yds; my seven year old swam 600 yds; and my five year old swam 350 yds.

3,997 posted on 11/12/2005 3:15:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

If it's not a good name.


3,998 posted on 11/12/2005 3:16:52 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

speaking of must-see videeing, shall we make a family outing to the new Hairy Pothead "Giblets Afire"?


3,999 posted on 11/12/2005 3:19:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

None of them are good names until they have been accepted by everyone and we have selected the one that most suits the UT.

At least, that's the way I see it. ;o]


4,000 posted on 11/12/2005 3:19:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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