I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[Monkey Face]

Woo-hoo!
Good for you! I bet you're anxious for both!

[Tax-chick]

Ours usually isn't busy. Must just be because it's Saturday.

[Monkey Face]

Probably. Some of them are busier on Saturday than any other day. I guess they'll all be starting their Holiday Hours, soon. Which always means LONG lines and evil tempers.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Well, it's better than sitting around!

[Delta 21]

It kills all kinds of little germies and gives your immune system an easier go at things.

[Delta 21]

I was hoping we had a sarcasm generator to confound our enimies and improve morale.

[Delta 21]

See what I miss when I go to sleep! You are way ahead of the power curve!

[Tax-chick]

Our sarcasm is self-generating. Morale is good, but we confuse our friends as well as our enemies :-).

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
That's because of my sister, redhead. She keeps me up-to-date on all things that affect my body!

[Delta 21]

I think everyone on this sthread has the same sarcams gene. We all seem to wield it effectively and we all can recognized good sarcasm when it presents itself.

I have been on two threads recently where bad sarcasm was employed and no one got it and even one almost wound up in the Smokey Back Room. Real hair pulling, eye gouging threads!

I have to agree with you though. Employment of a weapon of such magnitude may very well spell the end of us all.

[Monkey Face]

Confuse AND confound!

[Tax-chick]

What really funny is when new people decide to take Lazamataz or billorites' posts at face value. You can almost hear the synapses short-circuiting.

[Delta 21]

Doin laundry and cleaning house. Im in and out for a while

[calrighty]

Hoover in the trashbin~Bump!

[NicknamedBob]

"A transporter would be even more useful than a visible sarcasm indicator."

I have given some thought to the transporter (à la Star Trek.)

Picture an individual standing somewhere, and a powerful bolt of lightning comes along to completely vaporize the person, right down to his constituent atoms.

Now run the scene in reverse, a whirlwind of bits of smoke and steam coalesce in a flash of light to instantly form a breathing, blinking human being. Simple, eh?


A couple of issues. This level of atomic assembly or disassembly sounds painful, (Review above.)

Secondly, how does one go about storing and retrieving the patterning that makes it possible? This too is a technical challenge of immense proportions.

Other than that, it's a piece of cake.

(By the way, I have some chores to attend again; I'll be back in a bit.)

[Delta 21]

We have the initial beta phase of the "transporter" completed.

I have heard not a peep from the team leading up the "reconstitution" phase of the project..........

[fanfan]

Must see video

[Delta 21]

Hey thats awesome! Strong emotions in there!


Im sorry to say that my lack of patience with stupid people would have probably got that guy decked right in the check out line. Im glad it turned out.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[King Prout]

walp...

sitrep: I've been sanding since 630am, mix of hand-sanding and using a ryobi orbital sander... minor break to go clean one of Doc's shotguns... another minor break for lunch (pizza)... all bow parts are now ready for assembly... bending fixture is prepped... 12 ratchet-straps readied... wedges handy... 4 units of Locktite 2part 60-minute epoxy waiting to be used...

I *think* I have thought of everything...

FINAL ASSEMBLY BEGINS NOW.

wish me luck.
back in about an hour, I guess.