**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[fredhead]

A couple go to the hotel room on their wedding night.
They start to get undressed.
The groom pulls off his pants and hands them to his bride. "Put these on."
She replies, "They are too big, I can't wear your pants."
He says, "That's right, you remember who wears the pants in this family."
She then removes her panties and tells her new husband to put them on.
He says, "They're too small, I can't get in your panties."
She replies, "And until you change your attitude, Mister, you won't get into my panties!"

Remember, Confucius say...Woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in Cathouse.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

[hattend]

wonder if the guys aren't a little fem...

Ya think?!

My wife love Disneyland so I took her there last week. We were sitting on the curb with my Brother and Sister in law watching the twice daily Main Street Parade and everytime one of those "characters" pranced by my BIL and I would look at each other and just crap up. The Orange Guy looks like the Peter Pan guy.

BTW: You can get booze in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" restaurant...hahahahah

[Fierce Allegiance]

You could have married one!

[a_screen_name]

That pic is from Hastings Nebraska a couple of months ago. They had 3 inch hail that night.

[hattend]

hahahahahaha

[raivyn]

"77 is better because you get 8 more."

You are bad.

Very, very bad!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"RUFF RUFF?"

If Howie likes it doggie style that is fine!!

[Dashing Dasher]

I need to go visit BOB, I'll be right back.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Ha ha! Very cute.

[Fierce Allegiance]

68 - eat me & I owe you one.

[hattend]

Oh MY! A correction is in order...LOL

We were sitting on the curb with my Brother and Sister in law watching the twice daily Main Street Parade and everytime one of those "characters" pranced by my BIL and I would look at each other and just crap crack up

[JimWforBush]

Yeah I was thinking of "(this ain't) No Thinkin' Thing" by Trace Adkins

[najida]

Off to visit friend too...

See ya!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"68 - eat me & I owe you one."

You will never pay me back though!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Have a great weekend!

[hattend]

I was stationed at Fort Riley, Kansas and saw thoise clouds almost everyday in the spring and fall.

I love watching clouds. (retired USAF Weather)

[fredhead]

I like 68 because then she owes me one.

[colorcountry]

I live in Utah....you don't even want to go there. What with most of the natives having ancestors with polygamy in their background, I did marry my (distant) cousin.

I married a man who has the same great-great grandfather. But our great-great grandmothers were different.

I guess that might not be so different from the rest of the general population.