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To: najida

Have a great weekend!


877 posted on 06/10/2005 12:10:14 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Engineering Terms - Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies:
A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still clueless.

EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame.

MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The stupid thing blew up when we threw the switch.

TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit.

IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this junk!

SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely.

ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

RUGGED - Too heavy to lift!

LIGHTWEIGHT - Lighter than RUGGED.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - One finally worked.

ENERGY SAVING - Achieved when the power switch is off.

LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken.


886 posted on 06/10/2005 12:13:10 PM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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