Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
An old man and woman were sittin' on the front porch.
All of a sudden, the woman reaches over and WHAM! Smacks the man up side the head.
Hurt and puzzled, the man asks,
"What was THAT for!"
"Fifty years of bad sex!" the old woman replied.
The man sits there a minute, pondering,
and pondering,
and pondering....
Then he reaches over and WHAM! Smacks HER upside the head while yelling--
"Well, THIS is for knowing the difference!"
Plastic doesn't age, does it?
By the way, if you like Christie Brinkley you'll love this.
<Christie Brinkley as the redhead in Billy Joel's "Keepin the Faith">
Man, that's a great pic.
Shalom.
Why are men 'beef', but women have to be 'cheese'??
>> The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing of a$$holes. <<
So true. So true!!!!!!
I am sure that I am not the first to post this link, and I do not have time to know for sure. That Bert stuff sure cracked me up when I first saw it several years ago.
http://www.bertisevil.tv/
When my hubby gets back with the digital camera, I'm going to download pictures of him in his dress whites and put them on my profile page.
He looks so good in that uniform!
Is it normal to fantasize about your own husband? ;-)
thag shags with all of the FReeperettes. Remember we pass him around like a bag of Fritos.
Got it. No big deal. Post all the imaginary cheese to me you want.
Sorry about that.
I will walk around the rest of the day with SPAM on my head as a gesture of atonement.
Well, not really, but you'll never know.
Shalom.
LOL!
I do it all the time...that just means you're satisfied. ;)
See my post #466. :-)
Under my name in the high school yearbook is this phrase:
Most likely to degrade the gene pool.
Shalom.
>A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
>
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"
>
>The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree "
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"
>
That figurine was on top of my Wedding Rehearsal Cake
Kicking and Screaming all the way. (not really)
Gotcha! ;)
Because when you put the beef and cheese together it makes a great sandwich!!!!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.