Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
#377
Monitor clean up in cube 34.........LMAO!!!!!!!!
"Well, I was in church yesterday and the girl in front of me gets up from prayin' with her skirt stuck in the crack of her BEE-hind. I figured that would be uncomfortable so I pulled it out and she turned around and gave me this."
"You DUmmie," his friend said. "You should have known she wouldn't like that."
The next Monday he comes in with the other eye black and his buddy asks, "OK, where did this shiner come from?"
"Well, I was sittin' behind the same girl in church yesterday. She stood up and her skirt was caught in her crack again. Well, I didn't touch it, but the guy next to me pulled her skirt out."
"So why did you get the shiner?"
"I knew from last week she didn't like that so I tucked it back in."
Shalom.
I have a great Mom, too!
LOL I don't know about you, but I LOVE a man in uniform.
Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a free full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing of a$$holes.
Michael Jackson doesn't want your daughters!
You'd better love a man in uniform! ;)
Yeah, me too...gotta soft spot for'em.
"A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone.""
Rodney Dangerfield once said, "My wife and I are trying to quit smoking. We only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1975. But I'm worried about my wife...she's up to three packs a day!"
What, where, man in uniform...where? You have my full attention...
I wish they would live forever!
What am I looking at? A couple of bears?
Anyone he wants to.
Shalom.
good one, ArrrrGeeeeeee!
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I believe they do! ;)
Can thag shag solo?
>> Is it ok to pray with orfices? <<
Only in mixed company! LOL
Nothin'. Najida was griping because I had posted an imaginary pic of cheese to you and (s)he thought you might prefer some beef. I just said you are free to post all the imaginary beef you want. I post cheese.
Shalom.
Hope you have the shotgun ready for all the boys that will be coming around. Have to do a little male-bonding. "Come here, son, let me show you my GUNS!!"
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