"Well, I was in church yesterday and the girl in front of me gets up from prayin' with her skirt stuck in the crack of her BEE-hind. I figured that would be uncomfortable so I pulled it out and she turned around and gave me this."
"You DUmmie," his friend said. "You should have known she wouldn't like that."
The next Monday he comes in with the other eye black and his buddy asks, "OK, where did this shiner come from?"
"Well, I was sittin' behind the same girl in church yesterday. She stood up and her skirt was caught in her crack again. Well, I didn't touch it, but the guy next to me pulled her skirt out."
"So why did you get the shiner?"
"I knew from last week she didn't like that so I tucked it back in."
Shalom.
good one, ArrrrGeeeeeee!
I heard that once as a "Kimo and Mokie" joke.