**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[peacebaby]

uhhhh, I dunno, but ArGee's good at these buns...uh, puns.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?"

Thag, perhaps you can lend a hand with this!!!

[ArGee]

That was AuntBee

She can post what she likes. I'll post what I like.

Well, not really. I'm too selfish. I ain't postin' no pics of Mrs. ArGee in lingere. Those are for ME only.

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Auntbee]

What did I do now?

[ArGee]

I didn't know either, but I Googled it and I think she should be in a bikini quite often.........

Hint, her beset friend is visited by the "Angel of Music."

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

BOB = Mel
BOB = HOWIE


;-)

[Dallas59]

Looks like a combination of dress from the last 25 years...

[Fierce Allegiance]

You are aboutmy age. BTW, have you seen < Christy Brinkley> on the infomercials with Chuck Norris lately? She still is very healthy!

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL

[Dallas59]

[najida]

I don't think he got that you were a girl ;) Anyhow, instead of men, Shoes!

[EX52D]

A combo of something. ;)

[ArGee]

What do you know when you see a blonde driving a car going VROOM .... SCREECH .... VROOOM .... SCREECH .... VROOOM ...



















She's stopped at a flashing red light.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

When I went to school both signs pointed in the same direction.

Shalom.

[Dallas59]

My mom used to give me a bath in the sink when I was wee high...

[Dashing Dasher]

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