Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
A man is strolling on the beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a Genie pops out and says I'll give you three wishes, the only catch is that what ever you wish, your mother-in-law gets double.
The man wishes for $1 Billion and it is granted. His mother-in-law gets $2 Billion. He then wishes for a split window corvette. It is granted he gets the car and the mother-in-law gets 2 cars.
The genie says "you have one wish left, just remember the stipulation.". So the man thinks for a long while and finally says, "Genie, Beat me HALF to death!".
#180
ROTFLMAO!!! Good one! You're gonna get me busted...Friday's are oh so quiet at work and my boss can hear me laugh.
thanks for the much needed belly laugh! trouble or not!
Haha hahahhaha
SNORT!
LOL!
Looks like the usual suspects but don't forget Jersey Republican Biker Chick!
Q: If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
A: Tunnel vision.
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
What's with the "Franky-Boots"? I must be too old to understand...
Check out post #36 of the thread and get back to me.
Shalom.
:)
good one. my mother-in-law is one mean woman, truly.
She used to be a warden in the women's jail. no sh*t.
You are very WISE.....
<Cheryl Tiegs>
<Sheryl Ladd>
I guess now we all know how old I am.
Shalom.
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
Boy stiff competion for a good joke
No nurse jokes!!LOL
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