Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
"Mom, guess what? My name was on a list of people guaranteed to lower the tenor of conversations on Free Republic. It's ok, Mom. Don't cry. I know you're proud."
CLASSIC!!!!
Thanks for sharing!
Enjoy these days, FA. They go by all to quickly.
Cute...I used to do the "mohawk thing" with my daughters' hair with shampoo, ice cream cones with the suds, etc. I don't think she would go for it now...she's 16.
'sright,
Someone tried to slam someone else the other day with "you only belong in General Chat"
Who's the General?
As the father of two pretty girls, one now 19 and one now 16, I have the following piece of advice for you.
Purchase a shotgun and clean it every time a boy comes near those cuties.
If Michael Jackson gets near, learn to shoot it.
Remember this line.
When you are in my presence, try to avoid looking at my daughter at all. If you do look at her, keep your gaze firmly directed above her neck. If it goes below, remember that I have a .45 and 5 acres out back. Nobody will miss you.
Shalom.
LOL I laughed out loud on that one......
Hey, I am always on the list of dirty minded FReepers. It is an elite club that I am proud to be a part of!!!
*sigh* I'm writing my Mom about those times. Mom, I love you.
and I will raise (ahem) with Lynda Carter
Glad you liked it. Here's my orfice prayers......
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the butt I have to kiss tomorrow.
So glad to be of service Ar. Happy Friday!
Your "orfice" prayers?
didn't know they exisited? Is it ok to pray with orfices?
I think Thag just shagged.
LOL...cute! ;)
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