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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: day10

"Mom, guess what? My name was on a list of people guaranteed to lower the tenor of conversations on Free Republic. It's ok, Mom. Don't cry. I know you're proud."


421 posted on 06/10/2005 9:11:03 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: Dillybird

CLASSIC!!!!

Thanks for sharing!


422 posted on 06/10/2005 9:11:29 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
awww. I love swim girls. My daughter is about to graduate from High School. Thinking back, I can't count all the swim meets we went over the last 10+ years. I will miss not the races but the times to, from and at the meets.

Enjoy these days, FA. They go by all to quickly.

423 posted on 06/10/2005 9:12:16 AM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatis)
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To: Dallas59

Cute...I used to do the "mohawk thing" with my daughters' hair with shampoo, ice cream cones with the suds, etc. I don't think she would go for it now...she's 16.


424 posted on 06/10/2005 9:12:24 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

'sright,

Someone tried to slam someone else the other day with "you only belong in General Chat"

Who's the General?


425 posted on 06/10/2005 9:12:40 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: ArGee
BWAHAHAHA!

How do you confuse a Blonde?




Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner...

Ba Dum Bum
426 posted on 06/10/2005 9:12:44 AM PDT by fivekid ( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
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To: ArGee
See #243 blonde joke before it is gone!
427 posted on 06/10/2005 9:12:55 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I always liked the Big Johnson shirts -
428 posted on 06/10/2005 9:13:19 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Dear F.A.

As the father of two pretty girls, one now 19 and one now 16, I have the following piece of advice for you.

Purchase a shotgun and clean it every time a boy comes near those cuties.

If Michael Jackson gets near, learn to shoot it.

Remember this line.

When you are in my presence, try to avoid looking at my daughter at all. If you do look at her, keep your gaze firmly directed above her neck. If it goes below, remember that I have a .45 and 5 acres out back. Nobody will miss you.

Shalom.

429 posted on 06/10/2005 9:13:47 AM PDT by ArGee (Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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To: Dallas59

LOL I laughed out loud on that one......


430 posted on 06/10/2005 9:14:04 AM PDT by PaulaB (Proud Member Of the White Christian Party)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

Hey, I am always on the list of dirty minded FReepers. It is an elite club that I am proud to be a part of!!!


431 posted on 06/10/2005 9:14:33 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: EX52D

*sigh* I'm writing my Mom about those times. Mom, I love you.


432 posted on 06/10/2005 9:14:59 AM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: ArGee

and I will raise (ahem) with Lynda Carter


434 posted on 06/10/2005 9:16:21 AM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatis)
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To: Fiddle E. Dee

Glad you liked it. Here's my orfice prayers......

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the butt I have to kiss tomorrow.


435 posted on 06/10/2005 9:16:42 AM PDT by appalachian_dweller (Until the borders are closed there is NO security. Get Prepared. Stay Prepared.)
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To: ArGee
You may consider my day MADE.

So glad to be of service Ar. Happy Friday!

436 posted on 06/10/2005 9:17:18 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: appalachian_dweller

Your "orfice" prayers?

didn't know they exisited? Is it ok to pray with orfices?


437 posted on 06/10/2005 9:17:34 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I think Thag just shagged.


439 posted on 06/10/2005 9:18:02 AM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatis)
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To: Dillybird

LOL...cute! ;)


440 posted on 06/10/2005 9:18:38 AM PDT by EX52D
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